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Beautiful sunny day, strolling into town enjoying an ice cream, listening to Bright Eyes. To quote Biggie, 'S'all good baby baby'.

Been in work all day and missed all this. Awfully, awfully funny. Twitter wins. #PatronisingBTLady http://t.co/efmvMTvqoX

Been invited to a BBQ next weekend and as a relatively recent vegetarian, no idea what I can bring along to eat. Foodies/veggies- any ideas?

Beetroot, celery, carrot and apple juice. This is the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth. http://t.co/PyT5NSP7zr

Being naughty and streaming the Formula 1 at work.

Bianchi's crash sounds eerily similar to Maria Di Villota's. Fingers crossed he's ok.

Birthday duckface selfie! http://t.co/6ZGuYQiQfS

Blazing Saddles just starting on Sky Atlantic +1 though!

Bloody foreigners, coming in here, creating 35,000 jobs. @DailyMailUK http://t.co/7ZofmepnMn

Blueberry Pop Tarts are pretty righteous.

Bobbi Brown then Cilla Black. Death is playing snooker (badly).

Boner She Rode. With Jessica Feltcher.

Boozing at the Steamboat Inn in Lossiemouth. Dirtying my insides with @TennentsLager. One thing I don't miss about Scotland.

Bought some cheap Skullcandy headphones today, boy are they shit.

Brie, roasted peppers, black olives and pesto on ciabatta. Willing to wager that's poshest sandwich ever ordered in Centra in Crumlin.

Brown sauce or reggae reggae sauce? Hmmmm.... #dayoffdecisions

Budgie! Your favourite player @stonefish100 https://t.co/3GpfoSbMAk

BULLDOG: because of course men won't use a product containing cucumber and aloe vera unless it has a MANLY name. http://t.co/CEsHPbCGuA

Business idea. Breaking Bad branded blue crystal catnip. "Meth" for cats. Who's in? @dragonjones @DuncanBannatyne @Lord_Sugar

But guys, what if Furio had actually pushed Tony into the helicopter blades?

Butter AND Nutella was an odd choice. Should be one or the other I'd say.

Calais Migrant Crisis: What You Need To Know http://t.co/iiyauHNs9A

Call me crazy. I'll go cheap on clothes or books or home furnishing. Not medical care.

Can someone give me a big bag of Lego? Not like a spaceship set or any of that bullshit. Just a big fucking bag of mixed Lego bricks.

Can someone please tell Jo Brand that she doesn't have to be on *every* tv show? Fucking hell.