Lemonade

Anyway enough Arsenal chat. Here's a picture of a funny car I saw. Good night arseholes. http://t.co/GIPFSNsJ0W

Apparently baking gives me one giant Popeye arm. http://t.co/iYVNif9qx6

Apparently I'm now the sort of person who packs hand sanitizer to go on a stag weekend.

Apparently Litchfield buy their mugs from IKEA too. #OITNB http://t.co/lYc76qhnF7

Apparently you can still buy this crap on Amazon. #so90s http://t.co/F8kVu0TjnG

Apple stuff is great until it stops functioning properly, then it's a fucking nightmare.

Appreciated the fact that the salsa actually had a proper burn, but it was a soggy mess.

Arrived in Smyths just in time for "Too Much Too Young" then "Lip Up Fatty" then "One Step Beyond". Ska-tastic!

As a straight person who is getting marred this year I won't be letting this lot near my invites. #beulahprint http://t.co/LBtLrdxSH3

As guilty pleasure contemporary-pop power ballads go, there aren't many as perfect as "Promise Me" by Beverley Craven.

As in "journeyman striker Shane Long scored a consolation goal for Southampton as they went down 5-1".

At any point in the new Ninja Turtles movie, do they take a 'Shellfie'?

Ate a 3 day out of date Mullerrice with lunch. I ain't afraid of nuffin'.

Ate a tuna sandwich at lunchtime. Some vegetarian I turned out to be.

Aurocorrect, why do you change food to good? Food is a word.

Available now at a market stall near you.

Avoid North Circular Road, Prussia Street, Old Cabra Road. Everything around Hanlon's Corner is at a standstill because of a protest.

Baby its.... warm outside. #dublin

Babymetal doesn't work as well without the videos accompanying it.

Back in my winter jacket today. In the pockets I found some squished chewing gum, expired Clubcard vouchers and a gig ticket from November.

Bad time to be a Ross County fan. http://t.co/0Vwl27ssxl

Banana on a pizza. Never tried it. Tempted. Ordering pizza tonight. Have bananas in the cupboard.

BBQ Rib Doritos are fucking ding.

Beardo is at the back, looking like a knob.

Beautiful #sky over #Dublin #Ireland tonight. #nofilter #clouds #skyporn https://t.co/MzegxWyCDE