Lemonade

Also I accidentally sold Laurent Koscielny to Real Madrid, thinking he was Wojciech Szczesny. What a shit manager.

Also inevitably the weekend where a PL team fucks up my accumulator. QPR you wazzocks.

Also, handed the girl in Subway my Clubcard instead of my Subcard. omg. Morto.

Always feel a little bit weird watching Californication in Subway on my lunch break. http://t.co/Si2MsSeSwm

Always mystified as to why there's a sanitary bin in the gents toilet in my work.

Am I doing it right @DailyMailUK? #sandwichgate http://t.co/ehIR5Oa31s

Am I pretty? http://t.co/Lc6E6nLhWQ

Ambulance men and women must have hearing damage driving around with that fucking siren going all the time.

America, fuck yeah. "Boy, 11, Shoots Dead 8-Year-Old Over Puppy" http://t.co/DpQRpqPrqd

Amused myself for a full 30 minutes with the #rightinthepussy hashtag on Vine tonight. Go check it out. It's funny!

Amusingly the tooth came out so easily I joked I should get money off it, and she actually knocked off 25 quid.

An hour of summer wheeling-dealing no less.

And back in time for EastEnders.

And now it has the fucking audacity to be sunny.

And why am I vaping again? I gave this up 6 months ago.

And yes Wolverine wears a woolly jumper from Gap and prescription sunglasses for driving.

Ann Summers really wants me to buy sex toys. http://t.co/UwtOQph96t

Anyone else getting kind of bored of seeing Ric Flair cry?

Anyone elses Twitter app for iPhone not working?

Anyone have an old Meteor phone I can borrow for a week or two while my borked one is sent away?

Anyone know what channel Scotland v England is on on Tuesday?

Anyone recommend any good podcasts?

Anyone signed up to the #WWENetworkUK yet? Is it all working?

Anyone use a 4 track recorder / looper app for iPhone they can recommend? I don't mind paying a couple quid for a decent one.

Anyone want to come round to mine for a game of Dream Phone?