Lemonade

3 of 5 stars to Acceptable in the Eighties by Thom Fell https://t.co/8fGIXZ8Zd6

3 of 5 stars to The Bedwetter by Sarah Silverman https://t.co/IORFvI0Zfx

3 of 5 stars to The Best in the World by Chris Jericho https://t.co/ykVQyVDjPR

38 hours gameplay. That's significant.

4 beers in and 90s-talgia has escalated to the point I'm watching Reading 1999 highlights on YouTube, which I went to with @TheRealNeepheed.

4 of 5 stars to Along Came a Spider by James Patterson https://t.co/9oPKJzmjTH

4 of 5 stars to Blaze by Richard Bachman http://t.co/iSPWcao1wN

4 of 5 stars to Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby https://t.co/nFpDTu67Tw

4 yrs ago I made a waffle sandwich. On the 4th anniversary I made it again. Today I added quorn burgers and ruined it http://t.co/msdmYIGZRg

40 quid to get my car washed and the inside cleaned, seems excessive but fuck doing that myself.

42 books down in my 52 book challenge, and still 3 and a half months to go. Easy #noweading "Joyland" by @StephenKing

45 tweets away from my 10,000th tweet. Better make it something special. So excited. #ryans10000thtweet

5 classic things we all loved about old school FIFA games http://t.co/gBakhex67c

5 Euro incentive for taking part in a cider tasting focus group. Free booze and money. I'd have done it for free. http://t.co/HZzQve3yO6

5 goal comeback in the last 5 minutes. Do it.

5 types of breakfast cereal and 4 types of beer. That's the weekly shop done. Thanks @AldiUK

50 riot police and a police helicopter to arrest one guy?

'Thief' Sparks Major Manhunt In Edinburgh http://t.co/xIGhbKHxsp

70% sure Glen Hansard just walked past me in the pub.

A bit torn tonight, it's always hilarious to see Rangers drop points, but I did have money on them.

A chugger told me to fuck off today. I didn't even do anything. Bit harsh I felt.

A couple of really shit penalties in that shoot out.

A few new additions to the playing card collection. http://t.co/Ld4mt5u4hc

A few years ago on a stag weekend in Poland I made @stonefish100 listen to the Shangri-Las for the whole weekend. I think he loved it.

A guard in a shopping centre told me off for taking this photo. There's only two shops in it. What a shit centre. http://t.co/lQAq2ZkZMc

A joke from a 1996 tv show about an album from 1993. Timely.