Jesus.H.Christ

Guys who wear shorts in clubs/bars.

This leg break happened to Marcin Wasilewski at the weekend. It's pretty bad.

YouTube - Marcin Wasilewski leg accident in Anderlecht - Standard

Witzel even had the cheek to protest the red card!

Ruud Gullit at Barcelona Airport

I have it on good authority that Shola has purchased the club and is installing himself as player/manager/chairman/captain/director of football.

Always find this funny...

Reporter to Newcastles Shola Ameobi: Do you have a nickname?

Ameobi: No, not really

Reporter: What do the lads call you?

Ameobi: Shola

Reporter: So what does Bobby Robson call you?

Ameobi: Carl Cort.'

I'm trying to get a business up and running providing Cheerleading themed birthday parties for children in and around Aberdeen. I've also had a request for an adult party which we are happy to do.

Basically the kids learn a chant with the birthday girls name, play some themed games, design a cheerleaders outfit, perform a basic stunt (great photo op.) and learn a dance with pom poms. It's alot of fun, and we can even arrange themed party bags and extra's to make the party extra easy to organise!

I'm out...

Enter Sandman

I think the rudiest people i've met in Aberdeen are old pensioners.

That was ace!

"I got a problem, i got a problem with a hole in my bloody arse. There's been a lot of interesting stuff came out. Some of it has surprised me... a full gourmet dinner, scottish baby clothes... this green stuff..."

"Quite frankly im shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks and things like that. I'm not happy because all of it went down the drain... and it's lost me money!"

Saw City Of God for the first time last night, though it was really good

Lil Dice/Ze was ace!

Marge : Have you noticed something about Bart?

Homer : New glasses?

Marge : No. It seems like something could be troubling him.

Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge : I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge : That's not what I meant.

Homer : Admit it Marge, it was.

Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!

Marge: Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!!

Homer: (sheepishly): Yes ma'am.

Just finished watching Series 7, I've loved The Shield from start to finish.

Vic Mackey is a great character!

Poor Ronnie...

Ziggy was a total fud.

Yeah i know, but i enjoyed watching him.

I've just finished watching them all and loved it!

Seasons 3 and 4 were my favourite.

He's not been mentioned yet i dont think but i liked Bodie, as well as Stringer, Ziggy and Mr Prezbo.

Rofl, Spurtle?

Translation for the fails:

I Machoke you while i Beedrill-in You Yeah I'm gonna Raichu like a little Horsea right in the Ash and cum until I Seel it shut and you Squirtle over me

Hilarious...

Still want to go to Roskilde/Primavera/ATP/Benicassim at some point too. Maybe next year if I've got the dollah.

I went to Benicassim last year and loved it! I'm heading there again this summer.

Because other than the permanently injured Samuel, Argentina don't have any good centre-backs left.

Garay, Milito and Rodriguez are pretty good but they've been injured too.

Yes, Con AIr is awesome. It's got what every great action film needs, quotable one liners.

Put the bunny back in the box.

Out of interest, how effective are full backs? I've never im my history of Champ/FM used them - I've always used a variation of 3-4-3 and been very succesful!

To do that do you just have to search for upgrades on the main screen?

Yeah, 9.2 is the latest patch.

Just started up a game as Wigan, going pretty well, won on opening day against liverpool 1-0 at home. Also beat Man Utd by the same score at home. Heskey is wanting out and have lots of big teams sniffing round some of my better players. Currently 12th after 6 games.

Got one problem that i can't figure out, my ass man keeps informing me that there is a gap being exploited between by defence and midfield, despite me playing a dm? anyone else had this problem?

also, too manyinjuries.

Have you got the latest patch installed? It seemed to tone down the amount of injuries i got.

I'd be up for a network game. FM is pretty much all i play now adays...

Balls of Fury - Awful film, apart from one half funny panda scene.