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Posts posted by Jesus.H.Christ
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How about the big lebowski:
John Goodman' date=' a disgruntled vietnam vetren starts smashing up a car with a baseball bat. With every swing he utters the genius line: 'That's what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!'
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Absolutely brilliant film!
"Shut the fuck up Donny!"
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"MEG: im going to go up stairs and kill myself
PETER:?
MEG: im going to eat some peanuts
PETER:?
MEG: im alergic to peanuts- aghh u guys know nothing about me!
PETER:who the hell was that guy?"
From the brilliant Family Guy.
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5/10
Cant b arsed making a snappy comment.
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"*beep, beep, sorry the fingers you have used to dial this number are to fat, please mash the keys with your palm to recieve a free dialling wand!"
A classic from The Simpsons.
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Really funny.
But maybe thats because hes fat!
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The guy from reef has a really gash voice!
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Whats the most difficult part about eating a vegtable?
The wheelchair!
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These guys r manly as well,
Real american hero and Real men of genius.....Brilliant!
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"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It's a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." ~Maddox
Ahh what a guy!
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Knock knock..
Use the bloody door bell!
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Jesus H. Christ = Morgan?
Correct. The St Machar humour shines through once again.
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best part has to be walkin up 2 some hoe and blowing her head off with a shotgun!
Then doin it again and again and again and again..........
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yeah im goin - with one of ur flatmates infact!
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give up fucking smokey smoke???!!! are you retarded?.
No thats why i said -but thats not goin to happen!! u spaz!
Wish i had a wheelchair!
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There are 2 on ebay for 92 squid! dont think u will get them much cheaper now. Luckily i got my 2 a while ago. u could probably afford them if u give up smokey smoke 4 a while- but thats not goin 2 happen!!!!!!
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Why did the monkey fall out of its tree?
................It was dead!
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
.................It though it was a game!
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
.................It was tied to the 2nd monkey!
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She had no arms!
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listened to them not 2 bad, Stuarts "yeah right" bit on Hangover is a bit cheesy tho.
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none of them beat the mighty The Big Lebowski!
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Sounds like an ace film!
Old Boy is supposedly good as well.
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has to be Killers-Hot Fuss!
New Celtic CD - Players choice
in Music Discussion
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Shit team, shit songs
(apart from OCS)