Jesus.H.Christ

De Bruyne, Chadli, Boyata, El Ghanassy, Vossen, Lestienne, Rits.

They're swimming in decent young players.

Nainggolan and Courtois too.

Tim Curry from Loaded Weapon.

Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire

Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire

Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire

Be a millionaire, be a, be a millionaire.

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To all footballers who get sent off in future games: do what this guy does.

No wonder he was angry getting sent off for that! He barely touched the guys shoulder and he flipped over holding his face.

Jos Luis Chilavert has scored more international goals than Emile Heskey.

Chilavert - 8 in 74

Heskey - 7 in 62

Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.

Apu: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread!

Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic.

You can get the entire box set for 30 on play just now too.

Well worth it.

I can only find it for 55.99 on play...

Haha Anderson's expression in the background makes this photo even better!

Demo out today on Steam.

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Secrets of a successful marriage - my favourite Simpsons episode, it's funny from start to finish.

The use of the word 'Jo-burg'.

I've got this downloading off of steam right now. So tell me some cheap wee gems of players I can pick up on the fly as my first strokes of genius!

Nicols Otamendi

Marco Verratti

And if you can afford him - Romelu Lukaku

Anyone see the Liverpool fans invading the pitch on the last day? Why... 'cause they finished 6th! Wow... There seemed to be heaps of invasions all weekend for any old reason.

I wish Andy Gray would stop saying Wesley Sneijders

As good as Messi is, and that finish for the third was brilliant, I can't get past the fact that his arms are just too short. I bet he never takes throw-ins.

Thats probably to do with a hormone deficiency when he was younger, without medical treatment that Barcelona offered to pay if he signed for them he wouldn't have grown past 5 foot, apparently.

I think Billy Madison is great.

T-t-t-t-today junior!

Burnistoun - god it's awful.

Would need to check, but from memory he hasn't been in a decent film since Ronin, 1998?

Sopranos is joint best TV show ever for me (The Shield).

I totally agree, they're both great.

Driver's who don't wave/flash lights/acknowledge you in some way when you you pull over to let them past.