Bobby

gah. i cant hear the ringtone and i can barely hear 16,000 on the test. and im only 19.

That's the long and the short of it.

I thought this kind of news spread by osmosis' date=' but nevermind. Now you know.[/quote']

who owns the tits in your avatar?

i think even connor would have noticed that at the nudie swimming pool.

cant wait for kimbo to find out he's not bree's dad

i hate remakes, almost as much as i hate diet irn-bru.

so what are peoples theories regarding karls new girlfriend?

im finding it all a bit strange.

i canna wait. yas min.

You could stop posting shite threads and ask one of the 'crowd' of Eric Euan where they got stickers made up?

he'll never do that, its actually a good idea.

ace, i'll have to go to this. i look like such a fanny in that picture.

thats not drink

whatever it is, its not coming off my fucking jeans.

I've got some lush photos of you slumped in a chair from the goldblade gig.

yes, i was pretty out of it by the end. too much proplus, not enough sleep. my body was awake but my mind wasnt. good times.

indeed. last night i was irresistible.

People love spilling my drinks

i seem to love spilling my own drinks on myself.

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No, this is a work of art. Disgusting art.

I'll photograph you' date=' Bobby.

I shall be along with my merry cider drinking flatmate.

I don't actually really like Goldblade (just seem very standard rock n roll to me) but I'm a big fan of the Catnips and I also haven't seen Deadloss play for a very long time. So really I'l along for the local acts.

I'll set up a "I love The Bobby" photo session during the Goldblade set. I assume the boy will be legless by then.[/quote']

i plan to be legless by teatime tomorrow. watch out for my limited edition catnips t-shirt

the catnips are playing tunnels... arent they... double booking../?

no. they're playing at drummonds then hot-footing it down to the tunnels to rock it up, cajun-style.

Can I borrow your guitar strap Bobby?

of course you can. it'll cost you a drink or two....

"Nae luck"' date=' is that a new Scorge catchphrase?[/quote']

most likely, its of the same calibre of his other catchphrases such as "three steak pies please" and "can i have a black pudding supper?"

I know' date=' but I have seen glodblade before, and they are more likely to be back in Aberdeen again. Sorry, if they had been on different nights I would have been at both [/quote']

ye dick. i'll maybe see you in the moorings at some point

the references to ned's..erm...size are classic neighbours

Firing Line http://www.myspace.com/firinglinerock

The Planeteers http://www.myspace.com/planeteers

Debassed http://www.myspace.com/debassed

Bill Ely & The Cat Nips http://www.myspace.com/billelythecatnips

any idea of stage times?

Everyone who sits in the Moorings bar during the day and says this sort of thing to me... take fucking note!

oops. note taken.

are prosound still trading? they used to have a drumkit for trying cymbals.

i was gonna go to this, then i remembered that i dont like them and i didnt have any money.

everyone should come to this. i will be there, and i'll be very drunk. this could be your chance to take incriminating photos of me which could later be used for blackmail purposes.

Certain Death (members of The Exploited play Sex-Metal)

Flat Iron (Schwarzennegger Hardcore from Edinburgh)

Element 106 (local pounding metal fury)

This Saturday! 8pm! 3!

you dick, i want to go to this but im skint.