Craig B

Fuckin A dude... I laughed my spine off.

I laughed my socks off.

I'll get my coat.:O

I have mine in a week or so.

that means it is gay

yeah, i get that, i-tunes is onmly eally a wayof handling data,be it music or otherwise. But Apple Garageband is useable for nothing more than the creation of music.

NME is the new Beano

NME is the new Heat magazine

Ok, so if I-tunes (seller of music) is not actually anything to do with music, then surely Apple's Garage Band programme is illegal, since all it can do is make music?

If you can't find a good home, I'll take it.

There was an unfeasibly large crowd around the one on St Nicholas square today. People were stood around it for about an hour waiting for it to be 'unveiled'.

B B King - the very best of

Van Morrison - Moondance

Do you just drill holes in the end of you guitar to put it one? by the strrap buttons?

Can the intonation not be sorted out using the regular bridge unit?

Does anyone know, is it possible to put a Bibsgy tremolo thing on to an epiphone Dot?

I've got the remastered versions on VHS. Never bothered with wotht he newfangled added extras bit since thy completely ruined the films.

Is this that twat witht he acoustic guitar who kind of raps over the top of it?

Reference to Jagermeister.

No' date=' you're thinking of Absinthe. Jagermeister is brown.

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Hmm, maybe it was brown then. Does it have a deer on the bottle?

I only had it once and i can still taste it.

Average night consists of...

5 - 6 Pints of anything from Lager to Cider followed by..

about 5 Jagermeisters...

also starring 4 or 5 Jack and Cokes

Then it's a couple of JDs in the nightclub

Then at home I'll drink a glass or two of wine....

Then a glass of water beside the bed to prevent a hangover!

Is that that weird green stuff?

Of course. it's obvious now.

Whoops, double post.

I think it has to be your own dog that you love, not some mangy things fom downstairs.

Not bad for you!

though apparently' date=' if you refill plastic bottles that held water, its bad, cos they release chemicals or something.[/quote']

CONSPIRACY THEORY 8)

christ tell me about it' date=' we drink really good bottles of whiskey in the pissing down rain in woods and forests to hide from police when it should be drank next to a warm open fire with a dressing gown and slippers on, in an expensive crystal glass with two cubes of ice.[/quote']

The first image sounds a lot nicer.

An increasing amount. I'm gonna quit until after the exams. Right after this last bottle of Chardonnay. Yumm. Tho it is quite sad because it should be drank whilst sat out in a dark garden with candles. Sitting by the open window with views of the carwash at the BP Garage is not the same.

I dunno. It reminds me of fun and frolicks in the countryside.

People going to the front and chatting is a bit daft. Why don't they head off to the back?

It must be better than the tap water.

It is evil for the environment tho, all that carbon transporting it about the palce, and the landfill mess from the bottles. For shame!

The worst audience I was a part of were at Towers Of London, at Kef last year. People were actually applauding them.