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the bit about buying alcohol after ten from a shop is the only useful thing really.

although a 24 hour club would be quite fun for the banter!

that's the best idea ever!

i know, i should be primeminister!

derek and nigel (the kangaroo is called nigel) would voluteer to have stuff tested on them...

Someone has to be held to account for this.

Personally I blame the intellegence gatherer that must have said 'Here's yer man coming out the house now..'

you can just imagine those exact word being said by an incompetant irish police man, constable o'neill, for example.

followed by, "dats de fecker who blew up all dose people."

yeah, and the giant guinea pig would be caled derek smith and wear a mullet wig. he could team up with an amateur magician kangaroo and hve some crazy adventures like getting stuck in a computer like in tron,

tron with animals, how good would that be?

Bob Moog was such a legend.

what would modern music be like without him?

anyone else seen the documentary? its ace!

Any strange ways a band name has come about? how did you name your band?

wouldn't it be funny if they genetically engineered a man sized guinea pig?

it would wonder about eating trees, possibly on rollerskates and have a basic knowledge of algebra,

i can almost see the film poster now...

i don't really eat jam,

i like to eat dry toast, am i weird?

how many people are getting paid to sit here on a-m just now?

i am for 7 an hour!

yeah but at least guinea pigs wouldn't dig up dead relatives!

why don't we just test stuff on animal rights acvivists.

problem solved.

Worst job was sainsburys in garthdee.

*Beep**Beep**Beep* Do you have a nectar card? Are you saving your rewards? Would you like cashback? Goodbye. Repeat ad infinitum for 8 hours a day. Ugh

Hey! sainsburys isnt that bad if all the the managers love you and think you do loads of work but really dont and piss about and watch tv.

and also if you screw them over by refusing to sign a new conract and still get double time on a sunday.

ie. me,

it also really helps if you're not on checkouts, but hey!

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27332&highlight=work

fair enough but that thread isn't as good as this one cos this is about dream jobs too.

What do you do?

Is it fun/shit/easy/boring/banter/hard/sexually arousing/etc?

What would your ideal job be?

my mate zippy got mugged on windmill brae... shock!

also saw a ned randomly headbut this guy from edinburgh we'd met five minutes previously at t in the park.

isn't stratosphere where you go to learn about science?

and isn't it also the upper layer of the atmosphere?

sexology ?

that sounds like a fun subject to study, where's that uni course change form?

just wondering what to call all the starwars films since they might put out a 6 film dvd set type thing.

oh, ok i'm his brother.

who's this then? do you know gav?

is that you gav?

why, were you there too?

the betamax bandit.

reaping his revenge on the world because he is an obsolete format!

yeah, the moons ace

"i am the moon"

"one time i saw the other one, he is the sun, it was an entotol eclispst, and i licked his back"