j two guys sittin by the pool watchin the swimmers . "c'mon, 50 quid says i'll beat you to ten lengths" one says. "you're daft, we're here to socialise,plus you've nae arms or legs" the other says. "bollocks....GO!!!" and their in the water, game on. guy with limbs does his length and comes back to find his pal groaning in pain. "you allright?" he asks "Aww, what a time to get cramp" he replies.