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Skacel

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  1. Pet hate - People who advertise things for sale and start off by saying "im not really looking to sell this, im just putting out feelers to see if anyone is interested" Which to me says, "ive seen something shinny i want to buy that i cannot afford, but if i find some numpty willing to pay over the odds for my thing, then im game".

     

    If you dont want to sell something, then dont put an advert up trying to sell it!!!!

    On a related note, people who buy what you're selling on ebay but then refuse to pay for it and then delete their account. Time wasting fuckers.

  2. I've got a old mate who is (thinks he is) a comedian. Conversation with him now is impossible as it's all scripted. He constantly brings up topics that he's written a joke about so he can set up his jokes. Also he also refers to jokes as 'funnies' as a joke is something you get in a cracker apparently. It's proper grim.

     

    Isn't that what Splinter from the Ninja Turtles does?

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  3. I meant the fact you are being judged on looks - obviously if you've put the pic out there anyone is allowed to look at it. :) So this means if you're an uglyugly with small boobs you can't have a job? That's upsetting.

    Your profile photo doesn't have to be of you though.

    I don't have a facebook but I do have LinkedIn and I include the URL on my CV.

    I don't believe any half decent recruiter would hire someone solely on the way they look. It doesn't make good business sense to operate that way.

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    Unless you're hiring for Sky Sports News or Porn, I suppose.

  4. That's a good one. There are so many recruitment related pet hates out there.

     

    You may as well put...

    "I can breathe air and successfully put one foot in front of the other causing forward motion on a daily basis"

    To be fair, putting that on your cover letter would probably make you stand out.

    Related pet hate:

    Double negatives e.g. I didn't see nothing or I ain't never.

    It don't make no sense to my ears and eyes.

  5. I was considering a mission to Perth or Stirling but really can't be fucked.

     

    I have my eye on the Elliott Smith Either/Or out takes 12" and the two Aidan Moffat split 7"s with Mogwai and The Twilight Sad.

     

    I'll get my hands on them one way or another.

  6. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/missscotland/missscotland2013/4892464/Nations-most-gorgeous-girls-make-Miss-Scotland-shortlist.html

     

     

    Can someone please confirm whether this is a joke? I genuinely think I have thirty girl mates that are hotter than this.

     

    You and I should hang out sometime...and bring some of your girl pals. 

     

    You're right though, there are a few monsters in there.

  7. Yo G, that didnt load properly on my old pos dell, I only saw the guy hitting the doors, and thought that that was the pun, I had no idea of the outcome till my cache was cleared tonight,

    I can only apologise, I deleted the gif, why dont you be a sport and delete the quote, love 2 you...:)

    The only way that gif wouldn't have been funny is if the scooter had a fault and was accelerating uncontrollably.

    If it was functioning normally (which I assume) then the c#nt got what he deserved. In which case....LOL.

    Just call it natural selection.

  8. One of the guys I used to work with brought bitcoin to my attention but I couldn't get my head around it.

     

    He was banging on about this website called the silk road where you could buy virtually anything you could think of and they use bit coin as the currency because it's anonymous.

     

    Using computing power to mine bitcoins? How? What? Why? Where? When? WTF?

     

    Na, I just don't get it.

     

    Good on your mate though, Milner.

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