Skacel

Daily star reckons fergie is to make a dramatic comeback and takeover as caretaker manager.

We survived after cool thinker and we will survive after you, moon moon.

#MoyesForSpurs

 

 

Plz that would be the best for all.

Anyone would better than that joe they have just now.

I liked this one from yesterday.

I liked Moyes at Everton and think he is a good manager but he's made a cunt of it at Utd.

This one will give you nightmares

It's record store day tomorrow (technically today I suppose) and the closest participating record shop is in Perth, which is fucking bullshit.

I'd seen the name McBusted but thought it was some Scottish tribute act, like MacFloyd.

a) do we have to play naked?

b) does the 'hot dog shot' have anything to do with (a)?

c) what is the shower situation afterwards?

My mate used to be called Gardner and used to work for the council.

If you're going to dump them at least put them in the recycling or a bin.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/12/fisherman-finds-large-red-dildo-in-cod-he-has-just-caught-4697054/

My mate used to be a gardner for the council and found a strap on in UTG. Apparently he was running round the tea shack with it strapped to his forehead.

Disappointed with the Dons result today but after having just watched the highlights I don't have any complaints about the result. Saints took their chances while we squandered ours.

It was a jounalist.

"[Fellaini] looks like an out-of-control dog," I thought. But what dog?

For some reason an Afghan hound came to mind. No idea why, it just did. This image nagged since, to be perfectly honest, I have no idea what an Afghan hound really looks like. It just sounded quite good.

In the diligent pursuit of accuracy I used a well known search engine to check photographs of an Afghan hound. My instincts were right. Fellaini bore no resemblance. So then, what dog? Ah, there it is. A poodle. Fellaini, with that bushy head, resembled a poodle on steroids. An overgrown poodle. That's it. That will do.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/10739481/Revealed-It-was-me-who-was-caught-looking-at-dogs-rather-than-the-football-at-Old-Trafford...-and-heres-why.html

Looking forward to the Scottish cup matches this weekend. Can't wait to see Utd horse sevco on their own patch.

*whistling nonchalantly*

The clue is in the picture.

That's John Leslie's brother? I remember he used to present the Scottish football highlights with Jim Delacunt and Sarah 'O'.

That was such a shit show.

If what happened one more time?

 

EDIT: What were they going to do? Sick, sack, or suck you?

Sock it to him

Aye, Eurotrash. Hallo my British chums.

Was that kids show the one with the highland coo morag? I seem to recall something like that.

Steviepearce or kinellar guitar studios is the best. And how do you meen busted nut? Like you broke it and need a new one? It's a delicate job I tried to remove the nut on my les Paul and took the Vaneer with it.

It needs replaced I think. The A and D strings vibrate pretty badly when played open. It's a half decent guitar (SG) so would want someone competent that isn't going to mess it up.

Absolutely. Same goes for the IT services bubble in Aberdeen. You never know when you're going to be working with someone again. Why it amazes me to see people blatantly lying on their LinkedIn profiles quite regularly.  So easy to get found out.

Good point. LinkedIn makes it so easy for an employer to find you and see who you're connected to.

I had an interview a couple of weeks ago and the interviewer had been looking at my LinkedIn profile, which is fine as there's nothing false on there. In fact, I welcome it. I include the URL on my CV so it's easy to find.

These days, working in the oil industry in Aberdeen, I would never leave a job on bad terms. Aberdeen is a small place and people talk. I imagine it wouldn't be too difficult for an employer to find someone that knows the potential employee and get an idea of what he/she is like, off the record.

Also , liking the sound of this from Aidan Moffat.

American Football's album is getting a reissue. Yay!