Wishbone G

oh hush

i got the same as you feeble, except 2 less on hazard perception. However, i was horribly hungover so consider it an awesome achievement

im ready for halloween but im not telling you lot.

Freshers week was alright, but ive had more fun in town on other nights. It was just so busy there wasnt really anywhere to just go and chill, apart from estaminet. With any luck folks will stop crowding into all the good places and ill be able to get back to a filled, but not packed, exodus.

maybe they are diabetic and need the diet coke

or maybe they just prefer diet coke to regular coke. I certainly do! Normal coke is rank!

i changed my mind about it. Whatcha gonna do about it, kiljoy? You dont find anything fun anyway.

Possibly the most contemptible customer complaint in the history of the developed world:

"Do you know it's very windy outside your store today?"

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some of the dobbies boys have had that problem as well. People complaining as if its our fault that its bucketing down.

you talking about the RGWho union?

i went in briefly last night but left almost immediately after because it was so busy i just couldnt be arsed with it. Gonna make sure i get a seat tonight. Elwood, what do you look like? Which barman are you? so i know who will give me an extra shot on the sly?

quiz. Better than going to the foam party at liquid which is just a ridiculous gimmick in a shitty club.

Be there people.

And let me re-iterate. Any of you buggers staying in Don Street?

Dont worry, larsen b gets the piss taken out of him at work for his ridiculous posts. Attacked me with christmas tree decorations earlier!

Onion Terror

Because Paul let me sit in tonight on the freshers organisers secret plans....

I would be inclined to say McFly, but... well... Perhaps just maybe, that well... maybe one of their songs on the new album, was err... well... quite good....

I long for the day when this thread reaches the second page, so i dont have to even glance at that godawful picture when i check to see what folks have said!

Edit: YESSSS!

Get a grip! Its a fuckin swap club for christ sake! Dont u people have any sort of life at all? I think the CD swap club should burn like the bloated sweaty love-child it is. U guys should all go to the hospital and get the doctor to give you a personality check-up because I think alot of you had it removed at birth.

When i saw you in kilau the other week you said to me what a good idea it was and how disappointed you were that you were not involved. Busted!

Bobby is jakes opponant, dressed as a nun

I have a lot of pity for you....

Please please tell me you know what they're like already..otherwise you're doomed

yeh i know what they are like, my sister was there last year. Fortunately, because of this, i had the forthought to apply for a premium room

Gonna be fuckin great then!

I got my freshers stuff a couple of days back.

I was tidying my absolute mess of a room yesterday to get ready for packing for moving to my flat. Spent the whole night scared that all the spiders that were probably living in my stuff before it got thrown away/thrown in the wash/thrown in a box would come and get me. It didnt help that earlier in the day on seperate occasions I saw two spiders running towards my room from the boxes i had packed o_O

Buckley needed help on MSN to come up with that.

Calum rhymes with blalum

Bobby is running out of insults, however well played this has been

Buckley can play poker through his anus

Buckley shoves bottles up his arse, so they come out his mouth and simulate oral sex