Alexandra

How the FUCK did she get her licence?!

I'm not sure.. but it took her 4 or 5 attempts before she did pass..

When I lived at the old fire station, I shared a flat with two Spanish guys who worked in La Tasca. I'm not sure if they still do. But I haven't risked going there incase they do still work there. They were really weird.

I've heard the foods nice, though.

Some person on my myspace had the exact same thing happen to them.

I'm getting fed up of the snow now' date=' it's all fun and games sledging etc but when the whole of Aberdeen closes down then its just a hassle.[/quote']

Are you talking about having their driving test cancelled? If so, then it's most likely the same person. Angel of Death, aka James, posted a bulletin about it. And everyone is on his friend list because he's a slag, so yeah. Probably the same person?

There's a sushi bar 10minutes away from me.

Shame I'm not in Aberdeen. And that I don't like sushi.

I want the snow to go away now. It was pretty for like an hour but now I'm bored of it.

(At least you won't have to do your test in the snow James)

I believe she's having her implants removed and smaller ones put in. But I could be wrong' date=' I know she said she's selling the ones that are being taken out on Ebay, which I'm sorry is just gross. That's actually been inside someone's body![/quote']

Ah, okay. It was in heat magazine or something equally shit, so they either lied to me or I just got it wrong.

But yes, I agree, that's disgusting. Can you imagine the type of perverts who'd bid on them on ebay?!

Haha.

Do you just sit googling Onion Terror all day? You big loser.

It's quite funny reading back on things written over a year ago though.

Hahahahahah. I'm sure I read in some shitty magazine that she was having her boobs made even bigger?

It's good. I like the vocals.

I knew before I even logged in that you would have posted this on here.

Lol... lol... rofl... lol. (I may or may not have actually rolled on the floor and laughed.. but I did actually laugh out loud).

My friend Lucy always turns left instead of right and right instead of left whilst driving. When I call her a dumbass she always insists that she doesn't know the difference between left and right because she's dyslexic.

I don't know exactly what dyslexia effects, but I know a lot of people who say they have it and use it as an excuse for everything. I understand that it is a genuine excuse for some things, but I don't think it should be used as an excuse for laziness.

(Note: this isn't aimed at anyone).

This is horrible. What if the goat didn't want to marry him? Now she's stuck with some pervert for the remainder of her life.(Which will probably be pretty damn short if she is infact put in a curry).

I bet the poor girl didn't get a nice wedding dress either.

seems you lot like talking aboot love.

So describe you prefect parter.

I believe you are mistaken. YOU are the one who keeps making the let's talk about love threads, love.

HOWEVER, as this is a perfect partner thread, I'll not pass up the opportunity to describe my perfect partner: JACK BAUER.

What did you get pierced?

I've already said happy birthday a bunch of times, but hey.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to James. Happy birthday to you.

(You should be thankful I didn't actually sing to you).

I said well done when you first told me, but I'll say it again: Well done James. And I promise I'll come and see you gig!

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY James. Woo.

I will be wearing my poker cufflinks - as a tribute to the online poker thread in the wasteland.

You should wear a suit. You should. Us girls are going to be dresses, fancy dresses.

My friend Sam wants to wear jeans, tell him he's silly.

I don't know what to fancily dress myself up as.