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hmm, i see....i must be the only one who doesnt like St Anger! i respect thee's opinion. i'll keep driving.

Originally posted by New Found Power:

It's a sliding scale...

First they have the Smoke on the Water, then the Hey Ya experience.

After that I play them the special tape of a week-long looped Emo Scream, which can reduce even the toughest of brigands to a scarf-wearing, floppy-fringed, poetry writing crybaby.

people have been known to resist such a combo, ie Liquid on a monday night.

what is the final torture? may i suggest -

St Anger, taped from the radio, and played unedited. enough to drive any man insane.

doing anythin else to it would make it interesting.

in all honesty id have the smoke on the water torture before the outkast one.

i fucking hate outkast, with a vile passion.

haha, excellent.

try some OUTKAST, that should make them talk before it has a chance to start.

its better than that pitiful publication Which Pirate?.....fucking wench pish.

no bad pictures in it though, and the deals on cannons are pretty good.

the removal of random organs, before taking a piss inside his open abdomen, squeezing a lemon into it, then adding two cups of salt before sewing it back up and feeding to a rabbit sounds like fun...... painful! i read it in Swab Monthly.

arr, motherfucker.

arrr, just a question, dayeth....what the fuck happened to yar eye?

and i hope you've found a knave to clean the blood of that scoundrel from the spear of the ship.....

arr, i did have a beard but i removed it. damn work.

it shall return, one day!!!

Yarr.

so what be the crew roster of the SS Fucker, the most feared and reviled ship in all Aberdeen?

Captain Dayeth the Terrible

First Mate Demon of the Fall

Navigation Officer ScottNP

Torturer/Surgeon/Interrogator - N.F Power

...arr?

i agree, cap'n Dayeth.

how about we give her to Lester? she be a worthy pirate of such a gallant vessel.

and it means shes a Captain.

arr, i miss me old ship.

Cap'n Dayeth, i hereby ask to resume a position on said vessel.

im going to sell my ship on eBay.

whaddaya say? i request the rank of Navigation Officer.

arr, motherfucker.

arr, welcome aboard.

choose yar ship to join - The SS Bandit - sleek, fucking fast and anti-emo. Captained by my good self. Yet to be assigned a proper crew.

or

the SS Fucker - hugeass destroyer, fucking huge, and has broadband. Captained by Dayeth The Terrible.

the SS Fucker already has a first mate i believe.

Whats it to be? Arrr!

arr, give me back me bunny, Power!

i traded me ship for him fair n square....

now to torture the little bastard.....

ah right, so thats what happened to francisco.

he was ace. poor guy!

arrr, motherfucker!

indeed it was. its a miracle what such a thing as a voodoo doll can do, arr.

arr, i have noticed that Largo LeGrande has signed the petition.

he be a treachorous bastard, arr.

i used to work with LeChuck myself.

Originally posted by Dayeth:

AR! Yee shall captain your own ship as part of me fleet! What say you?

indeed i shall, Cap'n Dayeth.

and here she be, my own ship, the SS Bandit.

She has three main guns, including an anti-emo gun, and several piss-ad cannons. can carry a crew of 6 men/women. all cabins have standard dial-up internet, and no washing facilities. we do have a female shower room though, complete with viewing window for the rest of the crew.

she also have some wheels, and can do 40mph on land, so she meets basic speed limit requirements.

arr.

Originally posted by haigyman:

i ate the captains heart

and i ate his liver. with plenty of radish!

ha, the navy can suck our dicks!

see what Captain Dayeth managed to pull in with the might of the SS Fucker! We now have a navy ship in our possession!

ooh yeah!

The crew were horribly tortured and beaten before being put out of their misery by Ship surgeon NF Power.

A great victory for the pirate fleet.

well done all.

aha, i have the bunny, arr!

Dayeth the terrible, may i be permitted to join yar crew with this other ship i have come into the posession of? i shall be modifying it accordingly, arr.

i am trained as a Navigation Officer, arr, and as a Brutal Manhandler.

and i be a parrot at fancy dress parties, arr.

here she be, in picture form this time...

you may have a bit of a bugger attaining insurance for this vessel, it isnt cheap to insure a 4-sailer for pirate use.

its a different story if you have a done the pass-plus in sailing, or are insuring it for Royal Navy purposes.

arr

arr, can be used as a blackmail to hold a pirate hostage!

its a deal matey. i be postin a picture of her before too long.

bring me the rabbit (and any other pet you may find), or if possible the head of the rabbits master, and she be yours.

FOR SALE

One Pirate Cruiser, 400ft long

several years old

Is powered by the wind filling its four seperate sails, and steering is provided by 3 big fuck-off rudders.

it can hold 69 men. All cabins come with broadband internet and en-suite shitters.

comes fitted with many, many cannons and several windows for firing pissy little guns out of. has 4 built-in planks for walking for more efficient executions. all ammunition provided.

crew and ships parrot not included.

asking price - the head of any pirate leader

any takers of this fine vessel?

Radiohead, SECC, 2004.

fucking awesome. they even played creep!

Metallica - Stone Cold Crazy (Queen)

Status Quo - Born to be Wild (Steppenwolf)

Status Quo - The Wanderer (Dion)

Thin Lizzy - Rosalie (Bob Seger)

Bon Jovi - Rockin in The Free World (Neil Young)

Bon Jovi - Rockin All Over The World (Status Quo/singer from CCR - they played this when i went to see them in glasgow last year)

I also like Green Day's cover of I Surrender by Rainbow (i think it is)