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cider??

you're a fucking pirate, dayeth, not a first year high schooler!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh!!!! i've lost all faith in mankind. all is lost!

or not.

you're either pissed, typing in the dark, sleepy, or stoned......

fucked up on duty?

arrr....

it says in the post on the classifieds your name's ross.......

Cap'n Ross Dayeth? lol.....

Rainbow - Long Live Rock and Roll

AC/DC - Girls got Rhythm

Kiss - Lick it Up

Guns & Roses - Paradise City

Queen - Hammer to Fall

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me

Van Halen - Panama

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

Led Zeppelin - Rock and Roll

Rainbow - I Surrender

Cheap Trick - If You Want My Love

Van Halen - Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love

Bon Jovi - Runaway

Guns & Roses - Welcome to the Jungle

Status Quo - Caroline

Derek & The Dominoes - Layla

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

Def Leppard - Armageddon It

Aerosmith - Mama Kin

aharrr....alright.

any piratin' news for us?

i know his real name...

what safeways is it you work at? the king street one?

and after a bit o' torturin, starvin' and harassin', they become proper pirates.

Arr

well even if they did kill you - you'ved played Monkey Island - LeChuck was a ghost pirate!

twice as evil! and can only be killed by root beer

not as much as digestives though.

i'm not piers morgan though.

and my picture is 7000x more realistic than yours.

even if dayeth and haigyman are dead - i'm still going, as is New Found Power - you guys can suck ma balls!!

and so are you guys - killed you about ten pages ago.

get over it.

VICTORY!!

by the way, SS fucker is unsinkable.

so there.

i would know, i did hand craft it, using plans that came free with Pirate Monthly.

arr.

this thread's fairly died..

dayeth...i fear the worst.....

we shall reign supreme. death to all other "fleets"

arr.

since when was Brian May crap?

add Angus Young in there too - he could pull fucking amazing riffs out of his arse.

Brian May's had that hairdo for about 30 years now, lol. the original perm.

Slash's hair aint really a perm....i dunno. i dont know my hairdos.

Brian May

wait a minute...michael jackson?

you really do watch bo selecta too much if you think hes the only person in the world who says motherfucker after everything.

and i am piers morgan in disguise.

and yes we really did blow up your ship.

no offence haigyman....

but thats shocking.

Dayeth...sort it out.

arrr....off with his head/arms/balls!

Power, prepare the Hey Ya chamber....

aharr...

arrr...

(fuck, i better find a picture of a rock)

he gets paid more than us.

cock.

Originally posted by New Found Power:

Probably by being spotted by a poor excuse for a Bucanneer like Rhiannon.

Yarr.

Yarr, they be a pirate no more.

yarr, motherfucker!

photo taken off the Moray Coast, where sun shines and its actually more like Hawaii than Hawaii.

!! she said Yarr!

may god help thee, for if you bring us bad luck, you shall face the torture mentioned above.

Arr!