Dianne

I was there! Didn't see anyone off here, though I did see Camie enjoying a cool refreshing pint in Triple Kirks beer garden, and Paul_Victory walking down Schoolhill.

I was in said beer garden and also spotted camie.

Yes, but sans specs I couldnt make the spy with any certainty. I tried to do the nod thing from a distance but got dinghied so I figured it wasn't you and shouldn't approach for a stopandchat.

See now my problem was that I was also without glasses and didn't see you until you were literally right near me! Sorry if you thought I ignored you, next time one of us sees the other, we stop and talk, deal?

also, alkaline, pets at home you say...? Very likely! What were we keen on buying that day? Also how do you know what I look like? The picture on here is teeny so would be impressed if it was from that.

Well I saw christy twice yesterday but pretty sure he saw me both times. Went to wave the first time but he looked away! How ace did I look? Not very... Haha

My fianc is a photographer. If you pm me your email address and details of what you're looking for I can get him to give you an email.

The only person I ever see regularly around Aberdeen who posts on here is Afro Droid (think that's his name on here?). I probably see more, but I have no idea what the majority of you all look like. There are 2 people I keep seeing around all the time though which is creeping me out a little. They probably don't post on here but it feels a little stalkerish at times.

I saw Bob Knight absolutely hammered going into the Carton one Saturday lunchtime about 3 or 4 weeks ago.

Those stalks might have been impressive in like, um, 2005.....

haha, i totally laughed heaps there. nice

I sometimes brush my teeth in the shower. Mainly just to kill two birds with one stone. Plus I spend a lot of time brushing my teeth, so it's nice to do it in a nice warm environment - my flat is fucking freezing.

Not the best habit to develop on a regular basis, though, as it's apparently better to brush your teeth with cold water.

i didn't realise people did this until not long ago and it absolutely disgusts me! AND i found my boyfriend doing it last night! ohhh i was not happy!

Cuntrags on King Street.

Spiking one of my tires. And this is the second time this has happened, the first time it was two tires.

Also having my wingmirror smashed off too.

i'm still waiting for this to happen to my car. it seems parking anywhere central carries such a risk. literally every day i walk up to it praying both wing mirrors are still there...

did you used to be friends with craig errington or am i barking up the wrong tree?

i certainly can spell my name, i'm afraid that he can't. it puzzles me when people spell it wrong when my name is right there. i am drunk.

i watched heathers. still love it.

Which makes it easier to identify her in the flesh you nib.

i think i've spoken to you, too. you used to be skittles?

I did, you're right. How do you know me? This is mysterious...

not really. i used to post on here a lot a few years ago, and in fact, i think i've spoken to you at some point. but i look way different to how i did.

Those are her only clothes and everything. Can't miss her.

haha, you're a dick. but i still love you

you are bad.

Yeah, a little bit. Since I have absolutely no idea who you are or what you look like.... I've been spotted a few times by folks I don't know. Allegedly I spoke to Alakaline in the Tunnels once but I don't know who he is, and Johnny Mac has spotted me a few times as well.

yeah i've seen you a few times and you obviously have no idea who i am. but you used to be elwood on here, didn't you?

haha. there's an absolutely hilarious one i found which i won't upload. homeless bum? the epitome!

I know Idol-Wild in real life, because he took my virginity. He was gentle, so it's all good.

I know Elwood, the first time we met we swapped STD stories. From way back when they were still called STDs.

I know Adam Easy Wishes because his mum was my teacher.

I used to referee Carrots Gladstone. He was an underwhelming fitba player.

I am in a band with Diarmaid, and know Dave Milne from out and about.

I used to live with Dave_Officer, and know Chris too.

Um.....that's about it. I've heard that the rest of you are cunts.

you know me too! though i wouldn't exactly say i'm a regular, and i'm a bit of a cunt

Guffaw...

don't know what you're guffawing at, he's telling the truth! mmm ham.

i've only been spotted once, woo.

"Sorry about your wait". MY wait? Who the fuck do you think I am, Father Time? A wait's a wait. Although maybe in my case they're actually saying "Sorry about your weight" which makes perfect sense.

M&S Staff aren't allowed to say that,, they have to say "thank you for waiting". In case anyone cares...?

in the past few weeks i've spotted nicky casino in jane norman and also asda. didn't know if he's recognise me so said nothing

people who queue for the car wash at various garages without buying a ticket first. some twats pulled into one right before me then proceeded to get out and go into the shop to get a ticket, which i'd already done. had to wait frickin' ages. was not impressed.

You deserve it if your car is lowered and kitted out with skirting.

it does have a wee bit of a body kit, but nothing in your face at all. it came with the car

no matter how slow i drive, it still gets scraped off massive speed bumps - worst offenders being at lidl on king street!

speed bumps which are stupidly large - they wreak havoc on my front bumper. i've scraped it a few times now, did it again today, gah