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Originally posted by stripey

You would be doing yourself a favour by actually putting some of your recordings on-line,

what, like on mp3.com, mebbes????

so- what's the latest?

also i'm quite bored right now.

plus i've been possessed by the spirit of bessie smith and memphis minnie and they were both knife wielding tooth and claw nutters.

although personally i'd go for the same method as robert johnson's ex- the one that finished him off in the end.

he was foaming at the mouth, crawling on the floor, and howling, just before he died.

Originally posted by machinehead

when i jump in to defend sheer lunacy you won't be saying that! GRR:angel:

well, it would be very foolhardy to jump in to a situation where you know you're going to end up with my foot on your neck.

is defending lunacy, lunacy in itself?

do we have to wait for the full moon on friday to find out?

Originally posted by Cammy

I think a king of the ring inter band tournament is in order? Who is the hardest band member in Aberdeen? Let us find out....

P.S it's me!!

say that when my foots on your neck....

Originally posted by Rach_69

not at all! its just i havent stepped foot in a library for about 5 years

if i was a librarian then i htink i would have been fired by now

chicken

Originally posted by Rach_69

i dont like fights, i blame it on the fact that im a libran (not librarian)

you got summat against librarians, like????

Originally posted by stripey

Djembes are the african ones, mine is a doumbek and its from turkey and is made of aluminum (kinda cheapo)

To be honest I prefer a computer for putting together beats, I'd like to see a drummer with a traditional drumkit write a convincing 180 bpm breakbeat.

course, you can do that easily with a bodhran (its the triples).

your metal aversion means you haven't heard drummers battering skins quickly- 180 bpm is only 3 a second- double bass kick competently thrashed can do more than 3Hz of the skins.

p.s. i'm v. fond of my djembe- will get a tabla and duggy one day. had hassle getting the duggy whoop right with the heel of my hand- you can practice on a djembe or bongoes a bit but its not quite the same. also with tablas you've got the pinging to do with your fingertips while you're whooping with the rest of your hand. which is a bitch.

what do you call those big north african drums that look like bodhrans but you don't use a stick? anyone had a go of one?

Originally posted by Rass

'hardcore' erskine, leaving the rest of us shaking in the corner!

more likely cowering under the pile of broken bones he's made of everyone after piling on. if you stay still he won't notice you're still alive and might leave you alone.

Originally posted by soundian

As for chops Frosty, I've always understood that to be the ability to play cleanly and accurately. e.g. 'When I got the plaster off my arm it took me weeks to get my chops back'

As in

'forget their chops and play real dumb or else they would be sunk?'

Originally posted by Frosty Jack

Arnold Schoenberg, Alban Berg and Anton Von Webern.

Nice..

you might like Varese also- Ionisation or Deserts maybe.

Dunno if its strictly atonal, but i like muchly.

Even better than a prepared piano and a stihl saw. (is that where cage starts bleeding into stockhausen? or only if there's a helicopter involved?)

Originally posted by airport tiger

every song you could ever want has tab on the internet. just search on google for it. never fails.

hahahahahahahahahahahah....

ahhh, bless.

Originally posted by Dan Loaded

NO it didn't actually happen. Although I'm sure it has happened to someone.

yes dan. I believe you. honest.

Re: Re: Crap jokes PART III. Enjoy!

Originally posted by New Found Power

This never really happened...did it???:O

at least he wasn't living on a dairy farm.

with the milking machines. and the cows, come to think of it.

what kind of farm did fish grow up on again????

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What would you like us to cover?

Originally posted by Mouse

Too fucking right it does. If you are taking the piss (obviously) I hope you come face to face with Kerry King, then tell him Slayer are shite!

no, stripey would say slayer is shite. ( if slayer rocks, then slayer must be in the singular)

i think you'll find the rest of stripey's invective about as consistent and interesting as his/her grammar.

but i still think atom should do chief rebel angel.

or titties and beer.

it was the blackest night, there was no moon in sight,

you know the stars ain't shinin cos the sky's too tight

i heard the scary wind, i seen some ugly trees,

there was a werewolf stompin long beside of me......

or zombie woof

my right foots bigger than my other one is,

like a regular zombie hoof....

Originally posted by Len Atom

Actually, suggestions for a spooky halloween cover would be great! Famous theme music or a tune from a soundtrack?

Does that have any bells ringing?

Chief rebel angel!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by RicoAUBL

and i've had the quote back from the CD place

so it's looking very good indeed

is that the etch-a-sketch box or the other one?

420-shtaner shit

a link to snopes' bit on urban legends relating to the origin of the use of '420' to mean, well, grass, hash, yknaa, shit.

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htm

couldn't do the post properly first off cos the gaffer came in....

the amber currency in cabbage crates coming over the briny, sir

i love scrabble.

its not egregious. which wiw once managed to get. also hospitals, axiomatic, epihelion, anxious, and aphasic.

she's quite good at it.

Originally posted by sezzle

Well, i think you should do crew slut, but it's not going to happen!

i ain't gonna squash it and you don't need to wash it...

(it looks just like a telefunken u47)

Originally posted by sandman4gu

Wanks will be wanks and should know better than to fuck with hot mangu.

indeedydoody

i like

joe doing phil

i can see that working.

really.

i'm not kidding.