General Ermintrude

musically i think its a disaster' date=' if sidca ever play again i'll be scuppered- we only have one tune the rest is noise, which i used to use to smoke during, what the fuck am i supposed to do now- knit?[/quote']

Play guitar!

It's easy, I can show you the chord we use.

Failing that, balloon animals........

yes, Aberdeen's shit. It's snowing and my head hurts. What sort of fucking existence is this?

erm' date=' mutilation md from sidca recorded one of our practices on his lap top with two mics, he had some sort of wee pre-amp/ phantom power thing to achieve this. the results were pretty realistic, i'll ask him. it was around the thirty quid mark if i remember right.[/quote']

It nearer the 200 quid mark, but you'd probably pick one up cheaper these days. M-Audio Duo. Includes 2 mic preamps with phantom power, though not really enough of it for large-diaphram condensers. records up to 24/96.

If you can get the fucking asio drivers to run in a stable manner, like.................

I'll think you'll find I did.

That's right. I feel severely reprimanded. Sorry Chris.

but that cunt really is a dickhead, if you'll excuse the mixed metaphor

who dont no there ass from there elbow

Pure gold! That's made my week!

Chufty

This just in via pm from musicube:

loud mouth

tell u what mate u find your self mouthy on the net . lets meet and see what goes down . or u another kid on this site . u sound a wind bag anyway if u got anything to say give me a shout i would be glad to shut u up

- the grammar is atrocious. Can someone ban him please?

Chris, the guy's obviously a fucking dickhead who nobody's going to take seriously. Save your breath.

Thread closed.

to fuck with punk as nostalgia!

carpet bowls are so much more dignified!

You're a very rude man

I appreciate that this is a bit of a knockabout, tongue-in-cheek thread, but you're stretching the boundaries of surrealism a bit there, mate.

I got given some pickled beetroot the other day. My friend ran out of proper vinergar and had to use a blend of red wine vinegar and cider vinegar.

It's a more subtle flavour, but I like it.

not sure what it does to the toilet yet. watch this thread..................

you're a marketing genius!

any excuse

and that's how rumours start.

If you're playing through a full PA, most soundmen throw a hissy fit if you can actually hear the fucking thing. get a Pignose.

Aye, burn the fuckers at 4x if you want them to sound like music

just fucking WHY?

sorry 'bout that. I'm slightly out of sync with reality. one of those days.....

just fucking WHY?

Was the guitar set up when you bought it? The pickups might be too close to the strings.

That was actually directed at General Ermintrude' date=' not you Keilan. I forgot to quote his post. Sorry [/quote']

Slick....

They're all much of a muchness. They all become inaccurate over time. Don't spend too much, and make sure they test it to a tuning fork before leaving the shop.

People did recordings 30 years ago with less sophistcated gear than I have in the bar and they still got great results.

George Martin and Phil Spector must be humbled by your praise. You're a helluva guy, Flash.

Now it's past my bedtime.

I can change my post too. Isn't this fun?

... but subbing a member is never a good idea...

True. True. Despite certain cosmetic similarities, you're no match for Del.