Teabags

On 4/25/2009 at 5:07 PM, Jason said:

Anyone know if Milton is still at Oldmachar?

Well? Anyone?

It's only me and AGFW in the office today. Usually he constantly talks to others in the office during the day and not so much to me, since we work on different projects. Though he does occasionally make a HILARIOUS quip about me not being part of the conversation like "Oh yeah, Dave agrees, lol". But now that it's just me and him he feels the need to fill the silence by talking to me. With this level of fucking shite.

"Have you checked out Titans on Netflix."
"No."
"It was, I dunno, much darker than I thought it would be. It's.... I don't know really. Might be worth checking out."

How fucking informative.

Once a day. Forever.

Norsemen. Same folk that did Lilyhammer. Dry as fuck Norwegian humour all about some vikings. Thoroughly good.

The Smiths make my mood a take bad.

and EC bumping 14 year old threads.

Here's another that'll make you cry. maybe. Probably not.
https://jasonkohnen.bandcamp.com/album/deathstorm-we-are-deathstorm

3 hours ago, Lemonade said:

The Leisure Centre? I played a hilarious gig there a few years ago. 

Nah, was some pub on the side of a roundabout.

I played a gig once in the broch. The fire exit doors in the gig room were left wide open for people to go out and smoke before we played. But they needed to stay closed duringf the gig cos of the noise so they... chained closed the fire exit doors. Fuck me.

38 minutes ago, Mr Owl PhD said:

Kevin-Prince Boateng has done a rap video:

 

It's shite, but it's at the same level or above as most other popular rap/hip hop thats out these days, which is all fucking shite.

On 8/4/2018 at 8:04 PM, Lemonade said:

Why did you have to get a circumcision at 11?

Foreskin became so tight that I had trouble walking.

1 hour ago, scottyboy said:

You're literally describing toddlers in a classroom. 

You're not wrong, here's an old one...

Standing in the kitchen getting breakfast, AGFW™ decides to come and get a cup of tea.
Other workmate goes outside to check something on his bike. and while he's out there, AGFW™ walks over to the window, taps on the glass at other workmate, making other workmate look, which causes AGFW™ to burst into giggles

Like...AGFW™ actually just played peek-a-boo. He's in his 40s.

2 hours ago, Adam Easy Wishes said:

Your boss looks like a right hoot - does he always stand and watch you work like that? 

That's AGFW™

Post pics of where you work. 

AGFW™, as well as couple others in my office, all decide that because I'm going to the tiny little office kitchen to get a coffee, that they ALL need a cup of tea/coffee as well, so now there's 4 of us in a tiny little fucking kitchen and every one of them is constantly going "oh sorry, can I get past you to the fridge" and what not while AGFW™ stands there in hysterics saying "OMG it's so crammed in here!" This happens about 3 times a week.

Wait two minutes while I make mine and then come back. You fucks.

No idea why I didn't check out MF Doom til recently. Can't get enough of him now.

Another 3 way tie...

1 - Having the bark from a playground cleaned out of a wide cut on ym knee with a toothbrush.
2 - The 4 days after being circumcised when I was 11. Antyhing that touched my bell-end was utter agony.
3 - Having a tray of tea and coffee spilled over me in Ireland and having to drive an hour to Belfast A&E with my skin basically melting.

19 hours ago, Soda Jerk said:

There was another glitch which shifted Teabags' vocals forward (or backwards, I can't remember which) and again it ended up being perfectly in time, just 4 bars ahead/behind.

I was listening to it thinking "what fucking weird pattern was I going for? Jesus christ."

St Anger is 14 years worth of shite.

Ain't heard these in ages. Someone dropbox the mp3s. G'wan.

Erik Karlsson, the soon to be ex-Ottawa Senators Captain, is in Scotland, currently playing Golf at Trump's in Balmedie. Sick.

AGFW™ was making a cup of tea. It's a stainless steel sided kettle. He boiled it. Then when it clicked off the boil, touched the side of it and went "Ow. That's really hot."

https://teething.bandcamp.com/

Quality heavy grind hardcore from Spain.

Eichel changed his number. I'd have been fucking RAGIN' if I had a #15 jersey.