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My cousin plays for Hearts. He used to play for Calley (sp?) Thistle (apparently scored the the goals that kcoked Celtic out of something? Could be wrong, no clue about football....) and I think played for Aberdeen before that.

My mums uncle was on the front page of the evening express years ago dubbed the cruelest traffic warden in Aberdeen - he gave parking tickets to an entie funeral congregation.

I'll have it in exchange for cash money and a pack of cigarettes?

And just one Frosty Jack or Oggy is better business than 100 underagers sharing a can of coke and stealing bogroll.

Oggy has a tendancy to go to the Moorings and lose 12 hours of his life...

I work in the wonderous Somerfield next to the Music Hall. On Pizzas or Deli. Muchas fun

Bourbon. And Tequilla. Sex if you can!

Was just wondering why they called it "Subway" I'm guessin cos the sandwiches are big long things (sounds dodgy) but aint subways cold' date='damp and not really the most pleasant places. Ok no more posting tonight, lack of sleep is drivin me mad.[/quote']

Hmmm, I'm from Ellon also. Although I was in the year above Allstardawn, so I very much doubt your have any idea who I am and vice versa. Have no idea why I mentioned that. Haven't been back to the hood in a whilee actually.

Yeah, I just saw that. Was a bit strange. Songs not very good either. And I hate her drumming.

I guess I shouldn't have bothered replying. I don't like the White Stripes.

Thanks Brian...you rock! The serbian bint is Lil. She has been annoying the past few weeks also. Who was serena gonna have an orgy with!?

What happened on Friday? And today?! The last one I saw was Lil on the floor after falling! What happened?

Beautiful Mountain!

Beats subway anyday...plus...instead of giving large corporations MORE money you're actually helping the local economy by going there.

I do love the Sub, but Beautiful Mountain rocks, and the even more beautiful Kat works there and makes the best sandwiches!

Happy birthday man!!! Getting old, we'll all have to chip in and get you a flat cap, some reading glasses and a skoda that you can drive at 10 miles and hour down the fast lane with your indicator on every sunday..... Hehe, only kidding, have a good one!

I have vague memories of dancing. I seem to remember that at that point in the evening keeping my balance was becoming increasingly difficult.

At least you could still walk the next day and weren't suffering chronic backpains oh binky one!

i spotted craig in my flat the other day without booze but laden with a haggis' date=' neeps and tatties microwave meal. how many points do i get?[/quote']

When the fuck was that?! How the fuck did I miss that?!

Putting on pants.

no heebgbees as in 'that spooky castle sure does give me the heebgbees.'

No need to be sarcastic now dear......

I say addicted to love!

Walking around in the pissing rain,being soaked through (especially right through your shoes to your feet, i HATE that!) having to get the last bus back to ellon, getting there at about half 3 walking all the way home in the pissing rain, only to realise you don't have your house keys. Ringing the doorbell off the wall for 20 minutes, only to also realise your mum was so pissed herself that she is in a drunkn sleep and NEVER going to wake up. The joy of finding the garage door unlocked, only to find that for the first time in months someone has locked the ajoining door between the kitchen and the garage.

Deciding that the only thing you can do is sleep on top of the freezer, at 4 in the morning, while soaking wet, freezing your ass off. Then waking up an hour later thinking you are going to die then just reading a crappy book you found until its time to go to work at half 8.

The best bit being the next day when coming home from work and your mum says "were you ringing the doorbell last night? I could've sworn I heard the doorbell, but couldn't be arsed getting out of bed"

Yep. He was sitting right next to me. I forgot to mention how absolutely shit faced you were as well!

So I found out on Saturday when he told me I (alledgedly) bit you! Once again, I'm sorry and my time of tormenting you has ended, or at least been toned down slightly.

Craig was spotted in Moshulu this evening (12:30 - 03:00) surprisngly sober compared to many other patrons of the club (Jonny Lucifer' date=' Bri DLS, Rachie DLS and Neil Leyton were all far drunker. I almost fear for Jonny's safety).[/quote']

Craig was there?! Where, was he next to your dj booth?

Nae a bad film but what was shite about it is howd the guy nae fart' date=' burp, sneeze, breath! thru the whole film (Lying on the floor)[/quote']

That's true, never really thought of that. But what a fucking brilliant twist!!! Right up there with the Usual Suspects ending. I love movie endings that hit you out of nowhere.

There should be a thread devoted to the best film endings ever.

Myself, Jonny Lucifer and Pete were walking through the Morrissons car park on thurday night and there were 3 cop cars there. They called us over and told us to go the other way cause they had police dogs. There were two vans out on the street - one next to the road leading to the car park of me and mels block of flats, and another just next to pizza hut. When we got in Mel, Neil and Denise were all slightly worked up as they had been in the parking lot when all the police drove in. I asked one of the cops what it was all about and he said he couldn't say!

Did anyone find out what had actually happened????

*possible spoiler bit*

I actually screamed at the bit where one of the creatures just appeares standing right over one of their shoulders... completely motionless. (then bites the girl's friggin' neck in a heartbeat).

Almost shat myself.

Yes!!! Me too! That bit was fucking terrifying!!!

I think the film itself was so scary due to the fact it was set in a cave, had it been set in a forrest it would have been as scary as Scream. The idea of going down into a cave like that scares the shit out of me anyway, throw in some crazy women and flesh eating, ex-human, blind, bald salivating mutants that can hang from walls and scream like banshees and well, shitting bricks I believe is the appropriate term.

Swear to god, I have never spent so much time looking into a popcorn tub.

However, I did manage to get passed my terror enought to notice that the graphics were pretty poor!

YES!!! That also annoyed me! Especially RIGHT AFTER he said "you can't hold things when your tendons are cut"!

Certain bits of it made it just seem really cheesy...Like when whatshisface from Bush says "fingerlickin good" and the bit at the end where he pop some nicotine gum into his mouth instead of a cigarette.

You'd have thought also that the 'spear of destiny' might have been a bit more difficult to find. And it dragged at the end.