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Yep, the forest is in exactly the same place as last time. They haven't dug it up and moved it anywhere else. About 8 miles out of Aberdeen on the Banchory road. We'll sort transport nearer the time. For now, just leave your name here if you wanna go.
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Yeah, and what was it worth new?
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OK, to accomodate the Dons game (which I had entirely forgotten about), the date's been moved to Sunday 7th August. How does that sound? The price is 29 per person, which includes 200 paintballs. Leave your names in this thread, and so long as we get 30 people, it's on!
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OK, sounds like enough people would be up for it to make two teams. That means we'l get the place to ourselves for the day. I phoned up Skirmish Paintball and have provisionally booked Saturday 6th August. That's the first availlable date they've got. If you're up for that, leave your name here. We need a minimum of 30 people. Bring it!
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Does anyone here remember the Wasteland Paintball event that took place about two years ago, out near Banchory? I was speaking to Dan Weapon about it last night, and we both agreed that it was fucking ace and should be organised again. Is anyone else on here up for shooting the crap out of their Wasteland friends and enemies? If there's enough interest, we should arrange another paintball sesh.
OK, here's the details:
Sunday 7th August at Skirmish Paintball (near Banchory.) 29 per person, which includes 200 paintballs. This is the list of people going so far (ones with a question mark are unconfirmed.):
Me!
Steve Pattillo
Hannah
Catherine
Gumpy
Craig Quik
Blair Quik
Jason
The Ghost Of Fudge +2
Queen Kong + Dan
Camie
Miss Groupie Supreme
Salty
Cloud
Bob
Milner
ZeromiserY +1
Leckie
Aaron
onlynik +1
skittles
Names in bold are of people who have PM'd me to confirm that they're coming. Everyone else check their messages and get back to me.
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Two Aberdonian farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmers bar,
drinking beer.
Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin' through life
withoot an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college
and sign up for some classes."
Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who
signs him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and
Logic.
"Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's that?"
The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?"
"Aye"
"Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a
Garden."
"That's true, I dae huv a Garden."
"I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Aye, I do have a hoose."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."
"I have a femily."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Aye, I dae have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
that because I have a strimmer."
Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers's hand and
leaves to meet Shuie at the pub.
He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths,
English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's that?"
Tam says, "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"
"No."
"Then you're a poof."
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How much did it cost originally?
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Wow, that's, like so crazee! ROFL! LOL! I wish I was a comedic genius like that.
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Jesus....who told you that?!
Mark Nicol has NEVER done anything for the Videos
We hated the stuff he did with RS too. Much better results were got everywhere else but Exile. Including my bathroom.
Dont beleive the bullshit
haha i bet you never said that to his face on friday did you?
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Where is that?
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The boy's right, this is some good shit. Well worth a listen
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Why's this thread been moved to the Music Discussion forum? This is the Spice Girls we're talking about.
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Why dont you stop being so cryptic and tell us how much fucking money you want?
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ashdown mag 300 head
ashdown cab 2 x 10in
ampeg cab 1 x 15in
offers
What do you want for it? I need a bass cab.
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I hope they didn't grow it on his wanking arm. That would just be cruel.
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For a minute there I thought this thread was titled 'Converge at The Forum'. I was getting all excited.
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Ice Magic, according to the girlfriend.
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It's Ewan!
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i like all animals. EXCEPT hamsters. I have a very bad experience involving a hamster when i was 8
Did it also involve a drainpipe?
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If the Jesus tattoo stops him from masturbating, why doesn't he just jack off with the other one?
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Is anyone here a dab hand with a spraycan? I'm looking for graffiti artists with a reasonable amount of talent for a project that I'm working on. If they're any good, then they'll get paid for their services instead of being served with an ASBO, as is usually the case.
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May 12th. Every band playng Give It A Name seem to be playing their own UK tours at the same time. (Finch, Rise Against, Alexisonfire, Coheeed & Cambria). Fair enough.
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Along Came Polly and Ocean's Twelve are the two most mind and ass-numbingly dull films I have ever had the misfortune of viewing.
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what is another word for "unhuman"??? (i know its not a real word)
In the context of "I feel one of the best ways to connect with the children is to show them that you have a lot in common' date=' as often children view teachers as [u']unhuman"
Please help, as i have this essay due in at 9am tomorro morning, and my brain is shutting down
Paedophiles?
luther vandross is dead
in Music Discussion
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Well he picked the wrong day to die, didn't he? On any other day, Luther Vandross would get the front page, with a footnote on page 67 for the starving African kids who die every 3 seconds. Not today though.