Craig Fudge

I have a plan. Got THE Voodoo Queen of New Orleans coming across soon, who for a small fee will bond Bink to Deadloss FOREVER with her voodoo hoodoo!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Faultless plan.

He was certainly making his way towards one.

He didnt actually say "hi". I dont blame him though' date=' it could be one of the following...

1) He was too focused on the Jag[/quote']

Partly

2) Our combined shiny scalps caused a temporary blindness due to light reflection

Also partly

3) He thinks Im a plop merchant.

Not at all.

4)Didn't even realise you'd said hi till you'd gone. (delayed awareness, a side affect from too many Flying Circuses).

I do apologise, if it happens again you'll know why. A swift clip round the ear usually counteracts it.

yes' date=' free beer, woo hoo!

so, "it takes practice" to be an hour and a bit late for rehersal then does it? [/quote']

Damn right it does, you can't just turn late without some proper disorganisation!

on: saturday afternoon

mental state: fairly robust actually' date=' considering the mess he was in on friday.[/quote']

Practice my friend, all down to practice.

However i was considerably worse today, having drunk less last night, purely because i was drinking the Lemon Tree's 'wonderful' Belhaven Best. Well it was free!

Good to back on line again.

Just as well nobody has posted about last night. Turns out that mixing gin and painkillers is nae the best idea.

Everyday is a school day.

yeah' date=' that's the fella.

the picture of binky is a sorta side-on shot. i imagine it's in the 'pics' section of the deadloss myspace site...

[url']www.myspace.com/deadlosssuperstar

Fiver says i get the lowest vote out of the band, depending on the pic, obviously!

Happy Birthday indeed! If only Craig was a year wiser

If i were a year wiser then this thread would be no fun!

(betcha something else goes wrong - big craig's odds on to be the culprit)

As if! o_O

it's been a while since the last update. is he still alive?

Smeee. i'm alive and well. Evicted and rehomed (well soon).

Ta TA.

I think i should win most punchebke since i'm supporting a cracking black eye from a good right hook. The guy was massive though!!!!! Actually i got punched by a girl, you can all laugh at me at the awards, like you won't anyway!

Was i there?

Fit like folks?

Aye it's all true i'm glad to say.

Think i'm a gonna make it a hat-trick three nights in a row with the kilt on.....why? Just 'cause i can! So there!

stop using these boards to get laid

Was that directed at me?

If so then it's a fair cop but you can't blame me for trying...

I'm back...

Back online!!! It's been over a year.

Run for your lives, run for your wifes or run for your knives!

BY the way all the above posts are complete fabrications!

Right internet sorted myself and jimmy are off to the pub.

Love you all, xXx

Ahh now i remember. It would appear i have left my day clothes at the lemon tree and i now have to walk back there wearing my kilt from last night to get them!

What happened last night????? I have no recollection.

Last night is a huge blank after the Lucifer set, the way it should be on the last night.

Feeling very rough today.

Apoligies to anyone i may have offended last night especially with my so called singing. So glad i can't remember it.

Goodbye drakes xxx

It's all sorted now. Just need transport for the drumkit!!! Hmmmm!

Soundchecks are between the hours of 5.30- 8pm when the doors open, so you'd better be ready by then.

Simon Gall band are taking an amp now as well so it should all be good. Need to speak to Ross about borrowing his bass amp....

It's just occured to me that my amp is still there from when it was used for the Neil Layton gig. That'll do as a spare / replacement when Hog goes off to his OTHER gig. One a night just isn't good enough for him eh?

It's all good though.

i have a vast list of equipment the simon gall abnd are bringing in my pocket.

drums

bass (DI)

electric guitar

keys 1 (DI)

keys 2 (DI)

vox 1

vox 2

vox 3 (+ flute)

sax 1

sax 2

acoustic guitar (DI)

jimmy t. of CLS needs to know all this

When you say electric guitar do you mean amp as well?

Are they ok for sharing stuff? No point in taking two kits?

Will call Jimmy the morn.

Still looking for a bass amp.

Of the bands i've spoken to so far

the Cuts are taking a drum kit (other drummers will have to take their own snare cymbals as usual)

Spike Pile Driver can possible take a guitar amp (need to confirm this as it was only arranged by a drunken conversation in the kebab shop)

Still looking for at least one more guitar amp and a bass amp.

Any other equipment a band needs they'll have to take themselves.

I'll try and get in contact with the bands tomorrow, tuesday anyway.

Thank you.

Are playing moshulu tomorrow (friday 21st may) on at 7pm sharp. We would appreciate your support. The Gloria flaw are also playing. They kick ass. There are other bands too but i do not know anything about them. 5 bands for four pounds. You can't go wrong with that. See you there.

Thank you for your time.

Both of us are capable of doing it. I don't spend long enough online to get round to doing it. And my computer is misbehaving so badly it won't even switch off properly anymore, let alone try and upload stuff.

Originally posted by The Ghost Of Fudge:

i can't be arsed

tsk tsk....