Craig Fudge

to potential guitarmongers: umm, you really need to be able to play quite well, and riff quite quickly, because our other guitarist favours the, ahem, 'loose' approach to playing and technique... so it's pretty much up to you to keep the song going...

Maybe you could just replace both guitarists at the same time then?

Ah well as i've now relocated to my Inverurie box, so i want to get out more to enjoy the countryside.

That was on tour with Radio Lucifer, Newcastle I believe. He didn't change clothes the whole week, and slept in them. Road fucking Warrior!

Ah! That's where it was from!!!

hehehe had fun in the moorings tonight, will post more about it later. oh aye!!

Yep i'd no idea the sign was there, yet curiously in all the photos (of which there are about a dozen if memory serves me correctly by sheer coincidence i'm pointing straight at the sign as illustrated here or imitating "sucking big dogs cock", in some case's both. I believe there's even one with my hand above my head pointing right at it!!!

For those of you with even poorer observation!

hehehe had fun in the moorings tonight, will post more about it later. oh aye!!

Fuckin flash back

Haven't been on Aberdeen-music in quite some time and i don't really know why. Just re-read all of craig watch and gave me an entertaining flashback to the last 3 years or so, some of which i do recall the rest is quite clearly made up.

Been too poor recently for much antics but give it time an i should be back on form.

Love to all,

Craig.

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I had a fucking great time last night and got away with mere blister.

Can't wait to watch the video, can't be anything less than an absolute hoot in a totally shambolic way.

I just want to do it all again....

Here's a couple of testers for ya..

The Master - lee van cleef as a ninja master with a young sidekick

Chalkies(?) children - CITV program

Spotted (in the mirror) pissed and dressed as (ex) supermodel Tyra Banks!

I think we did good.

I concur, for what it's worth. It sounds pretty good for a few hours work.

Reckon i'm passed the pain barrierand i've not been out much recently so i could make an appearance. Also still have to collect the costumes as a momento, moshulu Alan said that was fine as he wasn't plannin dressin as a granny any time soon (so he said!).

i ain't seen him in a fortnight - has the chronic syphalis taken its toil?

Mr Brian, you are well aware of the fact that my place of work is approx. 15 seconds from your front door, feel free to pop in some time and check on my 'chronic syphalis' and at least that'll give me the chance to pop out of the shop for 5 mins to join you for a cigarette. XXX

This coming Wednesday will be the first one i've had to myself in about 3 years, any suggestions for what i should do? (Dear lord i hate to think what answers i may get)

As far as we're aware, the music stays the same, there's just no fun and games throughout the night and it think it's being rebranded. Oh well.

To kinda quote a famous Python sketch it is an ex-club night it has ceased to exist.?(

It has now been cancelled! No more free beer, no more games, no more spin the wheel cheap drinks, no more comperes, no more fun. Thank you to all who went over the years, it was good for us too. Bye bye. Craig. XXX 8)

Wow' date=' and you know Craig.

I must have looked [b']very tired.

Oi! Fair cop i suppose.

could be a winner' date=' i'd be up for it... what say you, bandmates?[/quote']

I say hell yes. I only play one note in that song (as usual i hear you cry / is it the right note though?) so yeah go for it.

Seen last night shambling around in Moshulu. Escorted towards the door by myself pretending that he was a curling stone and brushing the ground before him.

It actually helped to speed him up.

That i don't remember, work today certainally wasn't fun!

Still reckon we should do a Bass Off. Hire out a rehearsal room for a couple of hours, invite all those who wish to apply for the position, give them a specific Deadloss song to learn and see who impresses the most...?

...and video it. Should be a laugh.

It certainally was not one of our best. Not by a long shot!

i see what you're saying.

but know this: the problem is that james draws ALL his rock power from deadloss superstar - so without us' date=' all his other bands will all be fiberous husks of rock.

GIG IN DRUMMONDS ON FRIDAY NIGHT (21 july) [/quote']

I wouldn't say all his power. If he didn't rock before we would never of hired him, however an integral part of his rock is Deadloss's and vice versa.

... craig'll be in birmingham though... which means we can be DOUBLY PRODUCTIVE!

Cunt.

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Binky: why he's called Binky' date=' i cannot remember. i think it's jonny lucifer's fault.[/quote']

I'm pretty sure it was DJ Ross that started it.