I bet you they don't call you "puffs" unless they're White Settlers... Pet hate for the day: Being offered a seat in the box at Man United v Spurs game, but being unable to go because I'm running the Balmoral 10k. FUCK SAKE. I could be getting pished watching a cracking game of football at Old Trafford for free, but instead I'm running round the countryside to raise money for charity.