Xmas Charts

[quikblade]

Was just thinking its going to be interesting to see how the charts end up this xmas.

I doubt very much that the xfactor will be beaten to number one, as theres too many different campaigns started, and people are only going to choose there favorites.

However i reckon theres a possiblility we might get some more interesting stuff charting as runners up.

It would be quite amusing if the xfactor tune ended up being the only pop song in the top 10 for example.

[Scorge]

I reckon the festive charts will probably look a bit like this:

1. 'Dribbling Shit Bubble Ballad' - Kandi Piss (or whoever wins the X Factor, I don't follow it....)

2. 'Simon Cowell Is A C**t' - Very Angry Young Men

3. 'Hillbilly Line-Dance Peado Support Novelty Jive' - Old McDonald and the Farm Gang

4. 'Jesus Is Love (Even Though He Probably Smells Of Piss) - Cliff Richard

5. 'Don't Stop Believing (Techno-Woof-Woof-Gabba-200bpm-Squirrel Vocal Dub) - Journey

6. 'Whiter Than White Christmas' - Shane Ritchie ft. Daz

7. 'All I Want For Christmas Is A Clean Piss Sample' - George Michael

8. 'Twinky-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee Glitter Ball' - The Fluffy Doilies (from their self-titled CBeebies show)

9. 'Relight My Fire' - Rock For Chilean Prisoners (various artists)

10. 'Royalty Cheque Sing-A-Long Rock' - Slade ft. Wizzard/Shakin' Stevens/Jona Lewie/etc

Probably.