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I was considering killing you all, but alas, eyelids were batted and people bought me booze... lucky for you, eh?!!!

PS: The King Liar cd is soooo Lo fi... I love it, like I love your father's.

- Lester the 40 year old scabby man in the dressing gown.

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Originally posted by Lester Burnham:

- Lester the 40 year old scabby man in the dressing gown.

I knew it. You are probably sitting in a constant state of semi-arousal surrounded by soiled copies of Razzle and discarded tissues wrapping your filthy, matted brown bath robe around your sinful form. There is a constant appearance of white foamy spittle at the sides of your mouth as you contemplate with deep longing today's episode of The Tweenies. Your lunch will be a hastily prepared pasta n sauce sachet eaten in front of your computer with a plastic fork in a dank windowless spare room. The room is full of dusty, damp cardboard boxes, which are rather sinisterly labelled with titles such as 'Children's Lingerie' or 'Play-Time'. Shameful.

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