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#marr Number of eejits on Twitter who don't know how Teenage Fanclub got their name. Fannies the lot of you :P

#moredeadcelebs James Last Rights

#RoaldDahlDay I've been reading the Whiffling Wondercrump BFG today!

#safc hashtag is full of Newcastle fans and their unfunny posts. Give it a rest, I'm sick of having to scroll past them.

#Scotlandsfavouritebook very pleased that Lanark came third, but feeling guilty I've only read three of the top ten.

#SnookerWorldChampionship The ability to see whether the white hit the black seems to depend on whether you live North or South of Berwick.

#spoileralert Anyone else notice that Hog Nob’s penalty save in Early Man was just like that of Gordon Banks from Pele in 1970?

#SPOTY About bloody time! One of the most successful athletes ever finally given the trophy.

#TheresaMayIn5Words Hateful Cow, 'Mon the Foxes!

#TheSweetMakers Interesting dental segment pre and post introduction of sugar to Britain!

#universitychallenge 18 right tonight, although managed 20 last time. It's easier to answer in the early rounds when teams aren't so quick.

#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Sure you're upset The KLF have split, but Drummond and Cauty will do 'something' in 2017. Maybe. I dunno yet.

Aberdeen quite right to turn down £500k for Jonny Hayes. Cardiff would offer about £6m for a lesser talent from their own division.

Ah, the unmistakable tones of Bruno Kirby as 'Marco' on #frasier. Sadly missed.

Argh, EasyJet made me late home for #countarthurstrong last night. Saw him live a fortnight ago and haven't laughed as much in years.

Been loving Bridget Christie's Utopia series on @BBCRadio4 - you should too! https://t.co/SOb02dLFBO

Ben Tish - the only chef with his own comedy drumroll. #saturdaykitchen

Both Craig Ferguson and Bruce Morton in Still Game tonight. The early 90s TV stand up revival starts here!

Brendan Foster to retire from commentary after the Worlds. Let's hope Sir Mo gives him a double gold send off! https://t.co/0DRzuohE4I

Can't see me possibly having enough time to write 50000 words during #NaNoWriMo2016 - but will instead try to get back into my novel again!

Could any of these be useful? @DiddyBoBelle1 https://t.co/3dkhUbZ2YO

Count Arthur Strong unfairly lumped in with other BBC1 character comedy by people on here. But I'll admit that series was poor overall.

Eric Bristow. Bullseye. Donkey's brain.

Everyone hated pot pourri in the early 17th century. #Gunpowder

Excellent Writers' Room session this evening with @Shane_Strachan, @SareenMcLay, @daisyofeastegg, @CC_Abdn - no more distractions, now!