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Excellent. Switched on #onthetown just in time for Prehistoric Man.

Fellate the head of state of the USA? For a better trade deal, Theresa May. #PoemsAboutTrumpAndMay

Finally something decent on #cinrocks

Fun and games with the Greek general strike. Hoping we can make it home on Friday. Power to the people and all that, but hey...

Good choice of first music of the new year I reckon... https://t.co/2stAr4aFRy

Great British Menu > Great British Bake Off. Who's with me?

Great that #bbcbreakfast devoted so much time to that kid's visit to the Nou Camp.

Gutted for CJ Ujah. 9th in consecutive championships.

He spent the morning fishing for compliments and landed a 'not bad' and a 'decent effort'. In the afternoon he changed his bait. #ThePush

Help Edinburgh folks, we're late - anywhere near Charlotte Square we can park for over an hour? #edfringe

Hey @SkyHelpTeam - hope we can #keepdiscovery as tennis and athletics are the best sport on TV and not shown by very expensive Sky Sports.

I really should have finished that poem 'We're Going on a Jeremy Hunt'...

I scoffed at this, thinking I'd not be guilty of any. But there are one or two. https://t.co/BN5Ya6yFoN Anyone else?

I'm always on the lookout for great things for children of all ages. Catch The Lorax at the Old Vic before 5th Nov. Please tour it after!

If you're lucky enough to be in one of the places @scottishopera are taking Elixir of Love to, get a ticket now. Wonderful show at Haddo!

In the 7 years since she smashed her mirror over his head, he hadn't come back. 'I call that lucky,' she said, smashing another. #thepush

It’s #DrSeussDay so I need a good rhyme, and PseudoSeuss phrasing appears to be fine, so kergiddle my schneeds and… https://t.co/CotKG4sEQc

Jeez, you can easily get rid of the Evening Standard and NME by pretending they're the Big Issue. Let Osborne kill one, if not both.

Just been re-listening to last year's winner of #Eurovision - I'd forgotten that it's genuinely a really good song.… https://t.co/pMufPl1u3e

Like Spoken Word? You'll love Speakin' Weird! I'll be doing a 20 min set on Wednesday from 7:30pm at Underdog, Union Street, Aberdeen.

Limmy’s Homemade Show - wasn’t quite “gie’s yer jaikit” was it?

Looks like a Half Man Half Biscuit afternoon and a Gustav Mahler evening.

Loud Poets are giving a workshop on performance / slam poetry at Stanza on the Sunday. Should be good. https://t.co/UyZCjHsDpF

Loving this live-action remake of Rastamouse #deathinparadise

Napalm death on a ukulele. #guessthejohnlewisad