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RT @mic: Rebecca Ferguson was asked to sing at Trump’s inauguration. She said she’d do it if she can sing “Strange Fruit” https://t.co/Q3So…

RT @PostGrantCore: The KLF could not have picked a better time to return. The world needs them more than ever

@LdoubleE_87 @FootballManager @Golden_FM The result maybe, but who would believe Newcastle would ever be playing in the Premiership?

I really should have finished that poem 'We're Going on a Jeremy Hunt'...

@scottish_water Hi Robbie, that's excellent, many thanks.

Loud Poets are giving a workshop on performance / slam poetry at Stanza on the Sunday. Should be good. https://t.co/UyZCjHsDpF

Aberdeen quite right to turn down £500k for Jonny Hayes. Cardiff would offer about £6m for a lesser talent from their own division.

#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Sure you're upset The KLF have split, but Drummond and Cauty will do 'something' in 2017. Maybe. I dunno yet.

@PotzRaynerSteve Damn, I'm too late.

#JustRuinKidsMovies Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

RT @PlopGazette: Wrist in pies, Gorden Kaye. https://t.co/qe46OGoKXn

Fellate the head of state of the USA? For a better trade deal, Theresa May. #PoemsAboutTrumpAndMay

Saw Mozart trending and feared the worst! He's still dead, phew!

RT @HRCNJVolunteers: WOW. The Mayor of #Berlin just issued this statement to #Trump about the #MuslimBan! https://t.co/FUtmgFr4lD

Hey @SkyHelpTeam - hope we can #keepdiscovery as tennis and athletics are the best sport on TV and not shown by very expensive Sky Sports.

#DesertIslandDisco When the radio plays old dance songs on a Friday, the sad thing is that people forgot about them in the first place.

Whoops, just found myself cheering when a lad in red and white stripes called Gabbiadini scored there. #safc #motd

@POTB13 Blog looks good - I'll be reading!

RT @cranachanbooks: Waterstones Children’s Book Prize shortlists offer ‘optimism in uncertain times’ https://t.co/urcGQSmkq5 via @thebookse…

RT @newriters: Grampian Association of Storytellers comes to Better Read Books in Ellon. #newriters https://t.co/sxpNZCAmzs

@IMcMillan Roses are costly, Milk Tray is too, Here's some digestives, 'specially for you.

#moredeadcelebs James Last Rights

@dpcoverdale @reluctantnicko I believe Elgin City did or still do a similar thing to allow half the squad to live near Glasgow.

@KieranCawley ah, you beet me by seconds to that one

RT @mrjimBob: I've got £50 on Ed Sheeran eating a pie. #BRITs2017