Max Fenig

I photographed a wedding recently and need to source a good quality wedding album. Where in town might I purchase said album? Alternatively, any websites that anyone can recommend? 

Cheers :-)

My festive soup is going to blow the arse off anyone who dares sample it.

I'm calling it 'Rudolphs Ringpiece'...

Except it won't be your nose that's red the day after!

http://juicecomedy.co.uk/2012/12/30/how-to-go-to-the-pub/

I know next to shit-all about South African history (as do 90% of anyone who is commenting on the man's death online) but i'm pretty sure he was a lot of good and a wee bit of bad. Bad at governing but good at everything else. Like, he had no clue what to do with his country's natural resources, would get hospitals and schools built by 'calling in favors' here and there rather than properly planning infrastructure, etc. Sounded like he was up for fecht back in the day too. But, he redefined what it meant to be South African and was a symbol of hope and all that. So yeah, he was a bit more of a hard-cunt than Ghandi, less clever than Abe Lincoln but more likeable and 'of the people' than almost anyone else you could compare him with.

 

Definitely a top-10 world figure like

 

I thought these were shite when I was in school. If you want to talk to me about cards it needs to be WWF cards circa 1992.

 

I remember this being a bastard to complete...

"Get yer hands aff ma' fuckin' gnome min" 

Bring back AUBL.

Parents who get pissy when they can't take their kids into a pub. 

Skirlie can get to fuck.

Sweetcorn can fucking do one.

Mint sauce on lamb can suck my CHODE.

Creamed rice is the devils arse.

Nothing worse than brewers droop.

Have you tried asking the seller if they'd square you up?

Probably not on anyones list, but Marcia Wallace died this morning too. 

http://seenive.com/v/1003317804344238080