Dakota

You will need to explain what's funny about that for me.

The funny thing is what it is.

Thanks for answering. I'll just assume they're all closed on both days and get my shit together on the Saturday.

HAHA, no but really. Will someone please answer this question?

The Queen would be my best guess...

I knew this was coming.

I hate the Queen. Who does she think she is giving me two days off college when I have assessments to finish? Stupid fud. Now I'm spending all night going over cash flow statements and ratios to cram it all in for Friday. FUCK YOU, YOU BIG... BITCH.

But are all the shops still open on Monday and Tuesday? Queen's jubilee and all. No offence to her or anything, as she's probably a great person, but she is going to hell if my pre-Download shopping days are ruined.

I will admit, that cheered me up.

I really do hate public toilets. The worst is when the entire place is empty, I'm quite happily peeing and some stupid wankatron has to occupy the cubicle right next to me and fart/piss/shit like there's no tomorrow. In complete silence. They could at least have the decency to go a couple of cubicles away from me and perhaps flush the toilet a bit to break the silence, but NO, JUST SHIT RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME.

Another thing I hate is when people keep walking into you when you're in town or in shops. Can they not see that my feet are occupying that specific space they're trying to invade at that current point in time? Can they not wait until my feet have moved? Why must they walk over the top of me? And when people park right next to the car you're in even though the entire car park is deserted, then proceed to open the door and fanny around with their child so you can't get out.

Forgive me for stating the obvious, but water? I love getting weird looks from bar staff when I ask for two pints of water along with the usual. Next comment on this thread will read, "Stop being a pussy".

Was this meant to be me doing vocals? I said in the thread I started that I already found a band, sorry. Forgot to say. Think it would sound better with just one vocalist anyway.

I had this lady looking through a catalogue at work (I work in retail) the other day, hoping to order something, and instead of turning the pages like a normal human being animal she had to moisten her fingers by licking them at every page turn. As if I want to touch that thing again with her gob juices all over it. Pretty much had her entire hand down her own throat.

The lovely "Paedophile Castration" have asked me to do vocals. I will admit, I didn't think they would ask me to come back for another practice. How wrong I was - looking forward to this project!

Yeah, he's got one of those. What kind you after? Long, short, braided, purple, pink..? You've got to be specific here or we'll get nowhere goddamn it.

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/members/ziltoidminion89.27874/

Try giving this guy a shout. Great drummer and would probably be up for it.

If that's Neil then yes, he does in fact have a beard. And might I add he is a fucking excellent drummer.

Sadly I too am young and not bearded. And not a man. On another note, I see you share the same occupation as myself.

Bumpity-bump. Surely someone needs a metal vocalist? My growls crush skulls, you know.

BUMP.

I don't like mint sauce so Lamb of God will have to suffice.

I'd be willing to do vocals George Fisher/Phil Anselmo (Far Beyond Driven/Vulgar Display of Power) style.

If it's brutal, groove-filled songs you're up for, then awesome.

The title speaks for itself - looking for like-minded people of a similar age to myself (I'm 20) who are interested in getting a band together and eventually gigging. In fact, most definitely gigging. No questions. Male or female, doesn't matter.

My main two influences (vocally) are George Fisher, currently of Cannibal Corpse and Phil Anselmo (Pantera/Down). Have done covers including "I'm Broken", "Five Minutes Alone", "Slaughtered" and a few other Pantera songs at practises and would like to say I'm able to comfortably cover "Death Walking Terror". Merely using this as an example, as I have been experimenting a lot.

Other influences in general range from Decapitated to Dying Fetus to Testament to BLS and even... Mozart. Very open-minded about what music I listen to, so this means I don't have to strictly stick to death vocals. I could probably hack some Doors or Journey if need be.

Anyone who's interested give me a shout in this thread or just pm me.

Dakota