Brucies Bonus

Bathroom/Toilet doors that can be unlocked from the outside...

Fucking annoying - Especially when you are trying to stick it up a female at a party and her pissed mate opens it from the outside to spoil it.

On that note, the solution is two-fold:

1. Learn to use capital letters in only appropriate places ('Like' and 'When' do not require capital letters in the middle of a sentence), and

2. An ellipsis has three dots. Kindly edit your post accordingly, and take this on board for next time.

Only after you have embraced these changes shall my middle class brain be able to comprehend what you have to say.

P.S. Clean my shoes you poor, dirty cunt.

Yea.... That Told Me..............................

Now where did i put my smart price shepherds pie...

controversial 8o

This thread is about as controversial as a homeless person life....

The only people hung up on social class nowadays are those who consider themselves 'lower class', and have a massive chip on their shoulder about it.

Fucking do something about it rather than moaning to me that I've 'had it easy' because I had my own bedroom at my Ma's house when I was growing up.

Discuss. 8-)

I Like how you throw in my "Ma's" house to try and make yourself look a little less of an actual middle class meat chomper, When you do only ever call her mumykins to her face....

which one?

The covers one.....

Stay over.......

How's your band doing....?

Because seeing people like you get their nickers in a twist makes my life that tiny bit more complete,

Then you are a very, very, sad person....

this has actually turned out to be one of the best threads of the week, tubthumper if i could id give you rep for every post in this thread!

Just shows you how much of a tosser you are then, doesn't it....!! Oh, and why do you have to come on and hijack every thread it seems with your shite remarks....

Fair point mate.

but what got me was the people selling has been on a good few times after the pm's i sent.

Im not normally nasty but that guy just got my back up.. Ive sold and bought shit loads of gear over the years and made mates doing it and through music shops in the Deen and Dundee so i cant be a total prick hahaha

You are completely right. There is no need for smart arses and the usual smug cunts on here that pipe up with a shite remark like that then go "oooohhh, all i did was be a smug cunt and youuuuuu got all defensiveeeeee," *flicks hair*

"Maybe he was busy," - Yea nice one. Pointless reply.

"Back in your box please," - Complete Sac

Nice to see you, to see you.................

Quite simply the powers of television

I like Oasis and the Chemical Brothers and i think that The Dirty Hand Shakes are gash

And again I have no idea what you are talking about!

Good Game, Good Game.

Nice to see you, to see youuuuu..............

WTF

o_O

Aye, okay...:laughing::laughing:

This thread has some fairly heavy name calling going on. Brucie were you bullied at school or something and for some reason think it was me?

Oh and I am important, to my Son!

Draa yer heed in ye numpty

well i was 70 this year....i think that gives me the right to call you "son"

put a comma between ME & SON, then read it again and then take ME as the word ME as opposed to MY. like proper english...

Right now where is that Ex Miss world, i think she needs another dipping of the old Forsyth Candle Wax.....

Grammaritical

Nice inappropriate use of capitalisation, ya wank fuck.

Ooooooh! Hit me where it hurts, my grammaritical errors!! LOL

It was actually intended just to stress the importance of you being such a Ball Sac. I should of just done it in C.A.P.I.T.A.L.S though, huh..., ya wank fuck.

It's not just up here I'm afraid dear boy. Nobody in the world is as educated as you and no matter where you travel and to whom you speak, your super-intelligence will always be met with disdain and reverse snobbery

Seriously, do you actually think the Aberdeen area has an "anti-eucation culture" any worse than any other place in Britain?

EXACTLY!!!! the TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT ABERDEEN HAS ONE OF THE BEST LIVING STANDARDS IN NOT JUST SCOTLAND BUT THE UK, (ONLY TO BE OUTDONE BY THE SOUTH EAST OF ENGLAND (GENERALLY)!!! THE EDUCATION LEVELS UP HERE ARE IN THE TOP 5% OF THE COUNTRY!!! OK, THERE ARE JAKEYS/CHAVS AND PROSSIES IN EVERY TOWN/CITY, THEREFORE THERE IS CRIME ALSO IN EVERY CITY. BUT ABERDEEN HAS THE ONE OF THE LOWEST CRIME RATES IN THE UK!!

THE ONLY THING IS WRONG THIS PLACE IS THE FUCKING MOAN CULTURE PEOPLE IN HERE!!! BUNCH OF CUNTS (ESPECIALLY YOU TWOJOES)

NOW JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

(im gonna stop shouting now......)

i took your advice to look up pretentious on your advice, "joe". TWO & THREE seem bang on the money to me son.....! Cunt.

pretentious

Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs]

–adjective 1. full of pretense or pretension.

2. characterized by assumption of importance.

3. making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.

It just seems to be the character of this city, or maybe just human nature, to have a good moan.

BINGO mate......

Now if only that would the end to this thread.....(ahhhh, if only... *goes into a daydream of a sunny day*)

Yeah but this isn't thee 'answer' to culturally moving forward/progressing

What mustn't happen is that the cultural sector sits back and waits for this to 'be' the solution we have all been waiting for. The only way the building will work is in it being becoming 'part' of an existing bigger picture and that bigger picture is everyone getting on and making their ideas and plans come to life and to not to talk shop all day.

The Peacock building, or whatever it will be called, has great potential but can only ever succeed as part of something and not as the something on it's own.

Possibly "Thee" most "Pretentious" thing i have "heard" , "ever" (Did i use too many Inverted Commas there?!?() What a tool. Seriously!! LOL.

What do you suggest..... that we get Philosophers, missionaries, Nobel Prize Winners & just general World Icons to come to the grand opening of this as part of a (or maybe your) "movement" (oh there are those pesky inverted commas again), so the whole city can be enlightened & cultured and just in general to see the error of our mediocre ways...!? So we can be a united city that buys nothing but independantly baked bread

FUCK. OFF.

What is Aldi's? Is it anything like that supermarket, Aldi?

What a complete Ball Sac....

Leave and don't make the mistake I did by coming back.

This really is the worst major city in Scotland. (And I'm counting Dundee.)

Aye Son, do 1...

Derren Browns Trick of the Mind Book is my read of 2008 so far..... Boy's a legend

Nice 1.. I'll put that in my pointless gigography scrapbook of yesteryear....