Louis Mair

Cum awa in tae Teuchterland. We're the 19th hole in The Mannie Trumphy's Compound!

I heard a rumour that it was originally: "Welcome to Scotland. It is an offence to steal oil, lend money or import heroin." They simplified it as part of the devolunion settlement, or so I'm told.

Piur Wendy's been McLeished; or is it another smokescreen? Wee Njoka is still selling devolunion in Malawi. The Former Socialist Show has topped all the ratings; much more entertaining than all that boring old political stuff they used to have. Goon Broon can't hold on in the Wastemonster House forever. Will he come hame tae Glebe St. or jet off to Hollywood?