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  2. The New Jukebox is Installed!

    in Krakatoa

    Posted

    modern technology

    It sounds excellent and I have been assured it is easy to use and not complicated, unlike the hidesous monstrosity in the Tilted Wig which seems to eat all your money and play you one song for a fiver.

    Bloody thing.

    I like the one in the Lampie. Basic and old. Like me.

  4. Belmont Street webpage

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Door Policy

    I don't think The Moorings needs it really' date=' it's reputation preceeds it surely?

    And I mean that in a good way :)[/quote']

    Best door policy award went to The Pelican in the early / mid nineties when it was the best club going.

    NO BROWN LEATHER JACKETS

    NO MOUSTACHES

    NO WHITE TRAINERS

    And it was rigorously enforced.....

  6. Man cuts off penis and throws it at Police

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Just when you think you've heard it all...

    How much funnier would it be if someone bravely cut off his cock and threw it at the likes of Ruth 'I wear barbed wire round my knee to feel closer to God' Kelly or Anne 'pudding-faced virgin' Widdecombe, rather than boring old eggs and flour??? I'd love to see Ruth Kelly smacked in the face with a severed knob.

  10. Spike the Cactus

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    does anyone remember this?

    he was a one eyed talking cactus at the winter gardens in Duthie Park?

    ?(

    Yes I do. He was at one point, voiced by Derek Sim who I went to school with. Probably about the biggest acting role that an ex Kincorth Academy pupil ever had.

  17. Smoke free pubs

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Personally I only used to smoke in pubs to be considerate to the young children walking the streets so that they didn't have to breathe my smoke on their way to school.

    :up:

    I'm with you all the way on the smoking issue. It's the whole 'nanny state' that pisses me off. I'm too old and I've smoked for far too bloody long to give up without a struggle or a fight and if any other smug, non-smoking child tells me 'it'll be good for me in the long run and that you probably secretly want to give up' I will punch them, thus not benefiting their health. A mate of mine was walking down a main road in the US a few years back, and was asked to 'kindly extinguish your smoking material, my child is inhaling your smoke'. An interesting comment from the perspective of my 6 foot pal looking down at the knee high pushchair, in direct breathing line with all the nasty exhaust fumes from the big motor cars....

    I dont drive. There - I dont pollute the atmosphere that way so its a sort of balance.

  18. Dereliction & abandoned buildings in aberdeen...

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Harsh!

    Try Sandilands! Possibly might not be derelict' date=' maybe the inhabitants don't realise that glass is a more efficient material for windows than MDF?[/quote']

    Sandilands is nowhere near as bad as it used to be!!!!!!! And its generally the council who cover the windows in perspex or wood to stop the empty flats getting damaged. Fersands Housing Committee has done a fair bit to improve the area.

    Go to Logie or Manor instead. You'll find a lot more empty places there.

  21. Pubic Hair

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    nice and smooth

    Right' date=' well a wax is a sensible, yet painful option.

    Alternatively, I would recommend a hair removal cream. Like a 3 minutes magic one from veet. May be itchy.[/quote']

    Would definitely recommend hair removal cream rather than sharp objects - you can get them with aloe and all sorts of soothing things for sensitive skin. Itchiness shouldn't last more than a day or so and can be soothed by application of baby powder.

  22. Tourettes.

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    politically incorrect hoot

    I tried my hardest to watch with sympethy and understanding and just pissed myself all the way through. How much did you love the random shouts of 'bomb' at the airport and 'TWIN TOWERS!' in downtown Chicago?

    I was also entertained by Michelle's jiggling bosoms.

    Tremendous.

  23. Best Night Out Guests

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    If you were going to have a night out and could invite any 10 people in the world dead or alive' date=' who would it be??

    Id invite:

    1. Oliver Reed

    2. Johnny Depp

    3. Liam Gallagher

    4. Jesus

    5. George Best

    6. Ricky Gervais

    7. Kate Moss

    8. Hulk Hogan

    9. Keef Richards

    10. Hitler

    And i'd take em on a harbour crawl then to the whippies!!![/quote']

    Good list!

    I'd have

    1. Elvis Presley

    2. Johnny Depp

    3. George Best

    4. my dear old pal Harry McAllister (deceased)

    5. The Marquis de sade (he cant be as black as he's painted....)

    6. Johnny Cash

    7. Marilyn Monroe

    8. Audrey Hepburn

    9. Brian Wilson

    10.Jane Austen

  24. George Best

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I think he does warrant a lot of attention and remembrance. My father was in Denis Law's class at school and I grew up in the 70's in a fitba daft family where The Lawman and Bestie were looked on as demi-gods. Unfortunately, a lot of folk are obviously too young to remember his playing days and only knew him as they saw him in later years. I'm very saddened. As I would have been if he died a virtuous death at a ripe old age.

    RIP.

    Wah.

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