tickle

Missing him so much Alan, so many lovely comments about him and all true xxxx

Bejeweled, facebook and sky news.

...and circulated to half the office and all other likely suspects and easily bullied individuals.

Me being easily bullied has signed it and circulated to all my contacts xx

Your musical compatibility with lesleydickson is Medium

Music you have in common includes Four Tet, Thee More Shallows, The Raveonettes, Mogwai and Tegan and Sara.

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Hi just a quicky, my dad was on the chopper, its been a hellish week for us.

Anyway here is the full initial report to read for yourselves.

http://www.aaib.gov.uk/cms_resources/G-REDL%20-%20Initial%20AAIB%20Report.pdf

I bought my ticket at a while ago

Was at the last Belmont night, it was brilliant.

Roll on the 4th of April

My first time was probably c.1972/73.....'twas a rougher place then, but with a great jukebox!

Oh my god Alan I was born in 72'

My first experience would have been around 1989/90 but unfortunatly I have no juicy stories to tell as I was probably guttered

Sorry would have helped if I had put date in post it's 10th Jan

Soulboy

Magic, thank you

Aberdeen northern soul club present another night of the best in northern/modern/x-over and motown soul. Guest dj is Andy Dennison from Musselburgh who was resident dj and the now legendary Shotts allnighters 8pm til late

When is this?

Ok here goes my shuffle:

How am I feeling today:

X-Offender

Blondie

Will I get far in life:

Oh Yes, Another Mother

Thee More Shallows

How do my friends see me:

Art Star

Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Whats my best friends theme song:

One Hell of a Party

Air

What is the story of my life:

Giddy Stratospheres

The Long Blondes

What is / was high school like:

Adventure

Be Your Own Pet

How can I get ahead in life:

Pablo's Cruise

The Avalanches

What is the best thing about me:

Peep-Peep

Arab Strap

How is today going to be:

Mad Lucas

The Breeders

What is in store for this weekend:

Age

X-Ray Spex

What song describes my parents:

Loch Levan

Arab Strap

What song describes my grandparents:

Tomorrow

Aliens

How is my life going:

Fan

New Young Pony Club

What song will they play at my funeral:

I am a poseur

X-Ray Spex

How does the world see me:

Call me

Blondie

Will I have a happy life:

Discotraxx

Ladytron

What do my friends really think of me:

Our time

Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Do people secretly lust after me:

Proud Turkeys

Thee more shallows.

Make no sense o_O

That one sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't think I was ever in it...was it part of the Caley Hotel?

Don't think so Alan, was it not part of ICI's?

zig zagz ??

Thats the bugger

Anyone remember the name of the nightclub on Diamond Street in the 80's / 90's.

Sure the doorway was next to one up.

One Day Removals

I found it rather amusing.

(Following from Raindance.co.uk):

Short Synopsis:

Six corpses.Two removal men.One bad day.

Review:

Two Aberdeen removal men have a day from hell. A simple job in a remote part of the Scottish countryside goes awry when they hit a drunk staggering in the middle of the road and decide to load him into the van and take him to hospital. Seems like a good plan, but then the bodies just keep piling up.

Very funny dark comedy set in the locale and dialect of Aberdeen, it resonates with a Scottish humour that reveals both a practicality and a bravery that resonates and keeps this story feeling both real and surreal in turns. The dialogue and action is unrestrained and unless you are familiar with broad Scottish dialects, in this case Doric - apparently brought to the North east of Scotland by rural Spartans - you may not get every word but the intent behind the words is clear and evocative.

The writer / director Mark Stirton lets the camera get close enough to observe the craziness without intruding. The cast are natural although and what some might lack in screen craft they more than make up for in personality.

One Day Removals couldnt be any more indie and for budding filmmakers this is a great example of what can be done with little money and a lot passion.

The main bit, where folk smoked, was a tad neddish (Bigsby probably went there!)...but the bit nearer Union St was the un-revamped section....it was occasionally a bit overstocked with grannies and Kitchen Cynics, but otherwise did well.

I remember going their in the 80's with my mum, we were never allowed in the 'posh bit' as I thought it was then. But it was a pretty good place.

Now I'm a smoker but the smoking bit in their was stinking, between that and the smell of the cooking together it was disgusting and you used to come out smelling like you'd been in a chipper all night, I stopped eating their before I started smoking by the way, I'm not a fan of smoking while eating in foody places.

Yep Alan, sure I spotted you in the grannie area when I was a nipper

Where can I get a decent breakfast in Aberdeen?

Meeting some friends at 9.40am tomorrow and can't think for the life of me where to take them!

So where did you end up going? and did you enjoy it.

Is this an all you can eat deal, but with sausage and bacon etc? Sounds good if so.

It sure is and its a great deal, coffee and tea included.

Fresh orange is extra.

There's Jimmy Chung's down at the beach if your near that area or driving.

I've been a couple of times and its fine.

Sunday - Saturday (all week)

8.30am - 11.30am

5.49 per person

pretty good deal.

The union street one doesn't do breakfasts.

I got mine today

Can't wait, saw them last time and they great.

The bit with the drill through the knee is fucking horrible. Ditto the scalpel across the achilles. Ouch!

The scalpel through the achillies and the cutting of the hanging eyeball was just too much, totally gross!

I watched Hostel - gruesome stuff

Not bad, good enough to have my toes curling and hands up to my eyes on a few occasions.

Three Women

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are

chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They

decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black

leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over

He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw

me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made

love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house

for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,

looked at me and said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'

revenge is bitter!

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman

explains.

'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but tolerable.

He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth , rich, cool, very pleasant.

He thinks........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits...... At two seconds the Baileys curdles ... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. .......At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not > wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, 'Jesus, what do you call that drink?'

She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

You're quite right......that was totally wrong of me........Bigsby should never waste a pound on the brolly ...wife and child can get soaked and like it!!!!

Cheeky monkey

xx

wife and child outside at the play area/Bigsby inside in front of the TV! If it's raining get them a cheap brolly from poundstretcher.....everyone wins!

Grrr

What about cocket hat? I'm sure it has sky tv and the funky forest bit is free now for the kids. Foods ok.