ZeromiserY

yay, in general

my name is Banana man but most people know me as Chris' date='no-one will recognise me due to sudden loss of hair lol.[/quote']

"chewy? is that you?"

r u in weeping jesus?

Alternatively' date=' wait 10 years for my studios to open

What do you think of this?

[url']http://www.keilan303.demon.co.uk/statue.mp3

i think, HELL YEAH! when we eventually decide when we're going to record. (hopefully within the next 2 months or less) you'll be hearing from us.

are those real drum sounds or samples?

wonka wasnt mollested

he was in the movie i saw. look at his face when the flashbacks come on. you'll see.

it had its good and bad points. the accents were a bit off at times. the lack of a few scenes from the original movie was very disapointing. no mr sluggsworth either. lots of jokes for adults that would go over the kids heads which was good. and the discovery that bill wonka was mollested. never saw that one coming.

if anyone wants to book us for a gig please just pm me or leave a post here and we'll get back to you.

just a last minute reminder to all bands appearing. soundcheck has been moved to 6pm. also, new update: hollow point have dis-banded and will not be appearing.

I might just be starting a recording service soon' date=' it depends on a few people saying yes to a couple of things, and some gear maybe winging its way past me....could be weeks, could be months...but watch this space...

As for the lead guitar, the guitarist coming through left speaker should have stuck to playing the riff as the guy in the right, then over dubbed the lead part on a new track, and had that track way up front in the centre of the mix...the guitars could be done with less gain, and the guy in the left channel needs a better sound, it sounds like a wasp...guitar in the right speaker sounds ok though...

Where was it recorded?[/quote']

as chi says. cap'in toms. we were happy with that recording at the time. but we've come to realise we could have gotten a lot better.

we are currently thinking about re-recording our ep. adding more tracks and re-vamping our old ones.

can anyone suggest a good place to go?

we'll need a good bit of time (roughly 10 tracks to record and not doing live recordings)

also, any suggestions on how to improve the sound. im a drummer and dont know much about guitar settings/sounds. we're looking for a crunchy yet defined guitar sound. also, we need the lead guitar sound to come through more. if you listen to legs wide open ( http://spaces.msn.com/members/statueofmisery/ ) you'll hear that the lead is almost completely drowned.

black flag- tv party

I thought the Quik gig was that night? I'm confused.

i have the ticket in front of me

"hot mangu

statue of misery

weeping jesus

support

thursday 11th august @ kef

doors 7pm:tickets 4"

he did say something like that to me but he said he wasnt sure if they were playing or not.

Hot mangu

Statue of Misery

Weeping Jesus

+support

4

soon after our charity gig at the tunnels we are playing at kef which is currently being re-furbisized.

11th aug. $4

Hot mangu

Statue of misery

Weeping jesus

support

to those it may concern:

the soundcheck has been moved from 4pm to 6pm. so element you'll be 1st to soundcheck.

then Weeping Jesus.

then som.

and the 1st two bands will soundcheck before they go on

YYUUUUSSS

I christen your forum... now' date=' someone has to make that anti statue thread.[/quote']

i was thinking of starting that myself. trust me, it wont be long. the name of the thread is even wrong.

so far we've been

statUS of misery

statue of mYsery

SATue of misery

and STATE of misery

when we are statue of misery

worst advice ever. zoom multi fx are notorious for their shit distortions. every single one I've ever owned or heard has sounded diabolical no matter how much you fuck around with it. forget about multi fx and get a dedicated distortion pedal. Go into R&B and just try out as many as you can with a guitar as similar to your own as you can find in the shop. See what you like.

my old zoom 505 (2) pedal was the best i ever heard in my 5 years guitar playing.

if no-one gets a song by 2moro can we cheat and start anew?

add "player69 UK". he plays mk and games along those lines.

Cold World - "You're an asshole".

Nothing personal.

dennis leary - asshole

my name is undisclosed.

you alll look like wankers in that photo. especially the 1 whos smoking. and the one sitting downand theone ontheright

7 words fuck you fuck you fuck you, fuck

cos ive just discovered i am heterosexual.

and theres sooooo much i could do with this material.....but that'd be too easy.

but in doing so you've made people dislike your music who otherwise may have actully like dit.

its like saying to Metallica "we're better than you" publically. sure' date=' lots of people will flock to listen to you, and you'll get widely listened, it doesnt make you good or people like you.[/quote']

this is what i meant. people shouldnt be deciding if they like the music by the title of a thread.

i like it hog man, brings a bit of laughter to an otherwise shitty day