andrew.

found out it was "Don'ts" by David Shrigley

but luhrmann's song is better

not so much a song, but a guy talking with music in the background

googled lyrics, but cant find a name.

just wondering.

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Don't stick your hand in the blender

Don't use the hairdryer while you're in the bath.

Unplug the electric saw before you try to fix it.

Don't point the crossbow at your friends.

Don't trim your toenails with a carving knife.

Don't climb inside old freezers in the junkyard.

Don't put your nephew in the microwave.

Don't summon demons with the ouija board.

Don't try to make new holes in your belt while you are still wearing it.

Don't try to swim to the island.

Don't throw darts at people.

There is no such thing as a metal frisbee.

Don't climb on the roof.

Don't throw stones at me to try to attract my attention.

Don't shut your eyes while you're driving.

There is no such thing as a metal frisbee.

Don't drink the grey wine.

Don't swallow pills that you find in the street.

Don't stab people with old syringes.

Don't make your own fireworks.

Don't drop slabs from motorway bridges.

Don't take the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

Don't throw grit at the driver.

Don't make your own flame thrower.

Stay out of the chemistry labs when the supervisor is absent.

Don't throw ammunition on the campfire.

Don't play games with poisonous snakes.

Don't eat glass.

Don't smoke in the refueling depot.

....

And above all, don't eat scorpions.

thanks...

what time is the show broadcasted in America?

my sister was a waitress at rustico's..

it's lovely there though.

yeah. indian summer was ace.

over and over was a groover.

im there.

yeah, dashboard would be amazing.

jason mraz

tapes n tapes

guillemots

the spinto band

the go! team

death cab for cutie

rilo kiley

starting line

motion city soundtrack

DO IT

im away early tomorrow morining.. i hope the flight's not too delayed.

i was gonna be going through london, though. but decided to get direct. lucky duck.

finally finished watching the second season, managing to steer clear of this thread until i had done so... i recall the dominic guy saying that there were going to be 9 SERIES of lost on the Jonathan Ross Show. yawn. i do hope there are less.. it's good.. but not THAT good

over and over and over and over. like a monkey with a miniture cymbol

its says that this is for over 18's only on seetickets...

is this TRUE?

anybody have 2 tickets to the kooks at the music hall they are wishing to sell? seems i missed my chance.

any help would be GREAT

andrew.

im looking for the basic DJ equiptment for this dance thing tomorrow night

anyone know where we can get some for as cheap as possible?

any help would be great

andrew.

i only got up to 18,000 and im just a young 'un

too many gigs

yup yup.. so i'm one of the cool ones who went and saw it today. 06/06/06

i thought it was good, quite a few jumpy bits, some people in the cinema even screamed.

even at the end i didn't really understand what the evil nanny had to do with it all, seeing as she seemed to be the only friend of the devil boy.

some of the more graphic scenes were a bit naff, specially the bit where the guys head gets cut off, but i still thought it was a good scary movie.

anyone else been to see it yet?

1 x ticket to fall out boy at corn exchange edinburgh this monday night. someone cant go because of duke of edinburgh.

looking for 22 (what i paid) or nearest best offer

able to meet in aberdeen toun

around £13.75

who's supporting?

Actually he's right: it varies from country to country. As does er... frequency.

Eg. In the UK average is 100-200g per day.

In India it's 300g/day

In Uganda it's as much as 470g/day

Lovely topic of discussion...

how come they shit so much in Uganda?

i love that song!

I got really excited when I saw this thread' date=' then remembered I'll have moved down to Manchester by October. Quel dommage.[/quote']

UNLUCKY, i picked up 2. matt better pay me back...

you should come back up for a fun reunion in abbydeen

ha, this would be ace. managed to get tickets for live8 in edinburgh, maybe i'll be lucky again!

i mean, yeah im sure they were shattered and sweaty and tired, but 1 1/2 hours is plenty of time to wash, relax, have some water. its just the way he was such a twat about it. haha, the crowd was fuming when the bus drove away, it even went racing through red lights, so they didnt all kick it in.

huh? 30 people had been waiting for about 1 and a half hours for them, even if they had jsut come out and said "sorry we're not signing anything", it their 1st headlining tour in the UK, 1st in scotland, he even walked RIGHT past everyone

they were really good, and really friendly, the keyboard guy offered us to go out to find a curry place with him.

so, me and 2 friends went to see panic! at the disco last night at carling academy, Glasgow and to be fair the gig was amazing. They were really good live. I thought men woman and children were good too, who were support.

So like usual we decided to hang back after to try and meet them. so we waited for about 30mins after the gig ending, dodging security and waiting at merch, but eventually getting chucked out.

So we went over by the tour bus with about 100 people, at around 10.40PM and bought posters. The support bands came out and were ace, and friendly, and even invited us for curry, and they were just chatting to everyone for ages. So we were stood waiting till 12PM for these guys, waiting for all there stuff to be loaded up etc, when we see 2 band members run to their bus.

By this time there were only about 30 of us left waiting, and any signing would have take 20 mins, tops. So everyone is singing and we see the lead singer come out with dark glasses and a hoody up and goes "fuck this shit" angrily and runs off for food. He comes back, ignores everyone and they drive off... WTF.

so we start driving back to our flat and the bus goes the other way and we stop and get chips, until we eventually end up at some red lights with the bus RIGHT beside us. So i open my window and start swearing and jeering at the bus, and then rip up my poster and throw it at the bus. i just hope one of them saw.

i thought they might have been okay guys, but fame seems to have gone to their heads.

FUCK OFF PANIC!