God

50 Cent - In Da Club

just to clarify hard-fi think its on and nme think its on, but is it on? cos it wud be fucking ace

Run DMC - Its like That

what do you get hanging from banana trees?

sore arms

Indi Rev - If You Please

The Streets - Has It Come To This

Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire

colonopenbracket - ***gone***

wots the bit just in the entrance to the right all about? i'v never been in there

Soup Dragons - I want to be free (to do what i want)

Everything But the Girl - i Don't Want to Talk About It

Moby - One Of These Mornings

Nor will I!!

ClearTone - Something To Live For

Enya - Celtic Rain

Eminem - Rain Man

The Faint - Southern Belles In London Sing

Jean Michel Jarre - London Kid

Mclusky - the world loves us and is our bitch

The Ataris - Summer Wind Was Always Our Song

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What are you talking about...the cat is clearly loving the attention!

I shaved a swastika into my boxer dog before and I don't see him crying about it.....but my mum did a little.

(Birdman)

was that the good crying because she laughing so much or bad crying because her little baby shaved a swastika onto her wee doggy?

Clash - I Fought The Law

Mogwai - Like Hood

(that means a new clean pair' date=' not turning the old ones inside out).[/quote']

bugger!! do i have to do that with my y-fronts aswell? o_O

1) I can't tell left from right.

2) Something I inadvertantly discovered in January 1993 is currently being investigated by researchers at Harvard Medical School.

3) The police one searched me for cannabis and instead caught me in possession of several hundred packs of condoms and a large tube of spermicide. The condoms encompassed every variation of shape' date=' size, colour, luminesence, flavour, and thickness.[/quote']

elaberate (sp?) on 2 and 3, wot i really want to know about 3 is wot the u were doing with that many condoms?

i dont even have man boobs but i'll try and get sum in the shops

I think it's Michael Winner isn't it? From those annoying adverts.

"Calm down dear! It's just a shit insurance ad!"

yup ur right, tho i am a legend. some people wrote a book about me and everything

i have got my mums car on two wheels

i'v given 10 people a lift at once (its a polo)

my friends encouraged me to let a prostitute suck me off on thursday, but they failed

if u see my mum feel free to forget about this