lazy pixie

someone tried to break into my mums car. broke the windows, cut some wires, broke a lock - made a real mess of it. never found out who did it though.

I seen one arguing with a traffic warden. Daft cunt.

probably tried to give him a parking ticket for his long boat

never saw the open top bus, but i did spot a lonely viking wondering up near belmont street.

Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in the Australian Outback as far from humanity as possible.

He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there was a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Duane,your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night ... thought you might like to come ... about 5:00." "Great," says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you!" Duane is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn youThere's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave, Duane stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin' too." Tom says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Duane turns from the door. "More 'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Duane stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."

he he

when did you leave?

i still go - i'm in sixth year.

*sticks hand up* me

i've never disliked craig before, i've even felt quite sorry for him on a few occasions when he cried because he fancied antony, but tonight he really pissed me off. the guy is a bell-end.

eating slugs.

..play Free at the Dee 2005' date=' im soo happy. haha, yeah right [/quote']

oh yay! i LOOOVE them, especially the one that looks like a minge! who else is playing?

you know, i actually love those dogs. i think they look really cute. but that - thing - sweet lord. i want to see what it walks like... i wonder if it breathes heavily so you can hear it before you see it?

hmm...

he wouldn't be the guy who's catchphrase is "it smokes 'em for breakfast" ?

oh yeah' date=' check THIS collection [url']http://www.collectguitars.com/gear/tjenkins.php

loada cheesey stuff, loada great stuff too, particularly the gibsons...

wow - that is so cool

I rescued him' date=' someone dropped him on the head or misused it somehow and now he sometimes shakes. The vet said he is brain damaged but not in pain. He loves chasing my cat and dog round the garden. He seems happy enough though.[/quote']

cute! i hate it when you hear about people who have abused their pets.

Camels rock

llamas are better. you can stroke them. anytime i've tried to stroke a camel, they've given me the hump.

That is so cute. I have a brain damaged rabbit' date=' he is so much fun. I love all animals and beasties but I really love dogs - they just make me smile. And horses are great too.[/quote']

a brain damaged rabbit? i'm intrigued

i really want a pet cat, but my mum is allergic

<<<<< btw' date=' thats a picture of a ghetto bunnie but without his bling....[/quote']

are you sure it's not a ghetto bunny with his bling hidden under his 'fro?

my cousin loves giraffes. we went to see them at blair drummond - they are so pretty. definately the most elegant creature of the animal kingdom.

an aye aye

the rock-cake

mr tea

bewitched, or the vengaboys.

HUGE PICTURE...

ha ha ha ha ha!

but why have you slagged off people for being fat?

Discuss...what you think about it,and the people who choose to live that way?

I admire the peopl who are Actually straight edge but i fucking hate the 4-lyferz that all do it 'cos it's a cool emo fad. 'Look at me' date=' i'm straight edge, i respect my body even though i've got heaps of tatoos and piercing... aye, whatever mate (actually you're not my mate because i want to grind your tatoos off with a cheese grater, pull your piercings out with my plyers and mess up your straightened hair).[/quote']

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

i always thought little miss muffin sounded like a dirty slut.

another thing i hate. the elephant.co.uk adverts.

"oh, what, the elephants directing now?"

shut up you stupid twat! gah! i hope a million elephants stampede on your company and burn the elephant costume because of it's sheer stupidity.

"i want cheaper car insurance"

"so there you have it, elephant dot co dot uk!"

grrrr...

8. Kooky people who are so wacky and random and who chunter on about ninjas and pirates.

i love people like that. the randomness just makes me want to laugh.

neds at my school.

when people let their mobile ring and ring and ring in a public place without answering them, especially if it's dance music or the crazy frog.

abi titmuss.

guano.

the dog down my lane that barks non stop.

darren, the freaky kid who stalks people at my school. I HATE HIM SO MUCH! He threw a pie at my friends head. he sang the 118 advert song to me in the street. he stalks people. and i really, REALLY hate him.