friendlybikerdude

Hey, I've only recently sprouted an interest in going out to decent places, but alas am quite lost on what's cool and decent.

Been to the Bassment and Triple Kirks a few times, need I be scared of Moshulu and Exodus? Where else??

May there be a flurry of response to create for myself a social life....

oi! cats are ace!

much better than dogs

Umm, let's not say anything too brash. Dogs are actually amazing. Wish I had one but it was toilet trained and knew Aberdeen well so it could take care of it's self when I was supposed to at uni or working. German Shepherds are hot.....

Give the man a coconut!

Cheers min. Coconuts are cool. And all because of Lionel ritchie's son's name....

I've got one' date=' but I think I've only worn it a couple of times.

Reason being, it's not very good at what it's supposed to do - hold my jeans up.[/quote']

Ha, I didn't think it was supposed to even do that. I wear a normal belt underneath it. Maybe you should get fat like Santa. And being really jolly is always a good thing. Ho ho ho...

aaaaaaawwwww' date=' dont feel low and stupid and sad

kick someone, always makes me feel better [/quote']

I can think of many to kick. Hmm, aint really taliking about bullet belts no. Is that allowed? The only reason I joined in the first place was to pm someone, but now that I'm here I'm gonna try and make friends. Yay!!! Friendly metal folk! There's an ashvale in Portlethen.... Someone probably has a bullet belt there too. From ebay. Same as the leg spreader.

well, I just tried searching for stupid stuff, but found only a dvd. Sam an impressive bondage leg spreader, but I don't know how to copy links. Sigh. I feel low and stupid and sad now...

wow' date=' i made someone feel good without even noticing..... ACE!

ill have a lookski on ebay for one actually, i hadnt thought of that[/quote']

There's nothin you can't get on ebay. I once saw a bit of toast with an impresson of Mary, Jesus's mum, on it. Was going for like 7000 dollars. Americans will do anything for food. There's nothing like a cool belt to finish a nice pair of tight jeans....

Song: Phantom of the Opera, Iron Maiden

Drink: MILK!!!

TV Programme: The simpsons

Chat Up Line: Wanna feel my arms?

Onion Terror Song: I should've actually read the whole list.......don't kill me.....

Comedy Moment: I donm't tend to remeber much, but I have laughed alot. don't kill me...

Album: Powewrslave, Iron Maiden

Food: Asda smartprice tinned macaroni cheese with beans added. Yum

Film: Terminator 2, Arnie is soo hot. I'm not gay!!!

Computer Game: GTA San Andreas

Wrestler: Ken Shamrock

Thing Ever: people who don't kill me cos I don't know of any Onion Terror stuff. I'm quite new....

i think they look ace' date=' i want one but the cost shit loads[/quote']

No way girl, try ebay. I got mine for like 15 quid, and I'm a very poor student. 15 quid aint millions is it? I'm a millionaire! You make me feel good about myself now....

Depends on what else you're wearing.

Do you really care that much if you look gay?

Na not really. I think they fucking rock. They're fun for people to play with too...

Do they make you look gay? Dave Murray wore one when he was in the early eighties. I like them, but maybe I look gay. I'm not gay!!!

Lionel Ritchie has a son' date=' you know. He's called Mebazza.[/quote']

Mebazza Ritchie. Hmm, if you say it then it sounds like you are in fact saying My balls are itchy. The poor child must get loadsa abuse in school. You know what Kids are like.....

I thought I was doing badly in quite enjoying a Greenday song. Bon Jovi is the man, once I had a spice girls poster, I bought a cd with a Peter Andre poster and put it up (But I'm not gay...) Busted fail to not make me cry... Same as Mcfly.... Pehaps I should die.... The old woman and the fly... wow,

My hidden talent of writing cool rap lyrics is shining through.

Now would be the correct time to say "mothafucka"....

Bling bling and all that.....

How did he get ahold of their cocks? Maybe Thailand hospitality is quite different to here. Can you get a prosphetic dick?

Ok cool. I have been offered much info on what's apparently cool music. Will check out all these bands, I'm fairly into cheesey stuff, if maiden are chessy. Actually, what does chessy mean oin this context? Cliched? As in leather, mullets, 'satanic' lyrics, screaming vocals and crazy guitar solos?

Well, who can tell me before I spend my recent loan payment on wasted music? I aint heard anything by either of them, but know they are german and helloween had a pumpkin man, Manowar were like dungeons and dragons stuff? Ha, that's when music was amazing.