missmcfaney

Betty Boop was at #96!! Well thought she'd be in the top 20. Cant believe that kissyfur wasnt in it...that was my fav as a kid. o_O

Inbreeding is rather fucked up. As is the whole "docking" scenario. Chopping dogs' tails off for Crufts with elastic bands?

Once had a breeder wander up to me when I was a kid (I was taking our Schnauzer for a walk) exclaiming that it was "disgraceful" to see a Schnauzer with a tail! I promptly told her where to go...

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My dog is a cross with a mastiff and a boxer and he still has a tail. A few people have said they aint seen many with tails....i have 2 neighbours with similar dogs with tails.

Sorry about the dog...cats are evil. My fat cat is a cow...she always kicks my dog outa his bed!

So... it's almost Halloween and there are a few things I want to order from a US website that does ace scary masks and costumes. The only trouble is' date=' I don't have a credit card. I don't suppose anyone fancies placing an order for me? In return, I'll pay for $30 worth of whatever you want off the website. [/quote']

Damn it, my credit card was confiscated from me...i spent too much.

I would have done it for you 2 Kai....fancy giving me the 30 anyway!!! Its the thought that counts remember!!!

A long list of insults directed at my boyfriend' date=' some very nasty and un-needed causing a great deal of hurt.[/quote']

Tut tut tut....poor scott!

My friend was once pissed off because her new boyfriend wouldnt come out of his flat at 3am to see her. She had woke him up and it was the middle of winter and was expecting him to go outside in has boxers. Her going on about it started to piss me off cos it was a stupid thing to moan about, anyway, i turned round a said "no wounder my brother dumped you". He had dumped her the month before because she was too high maintence and moaned whenever he was with his friends and not her!

Surprisingly it didnt go down well with her!

i used to hate it when mum would do the hoovering on a sunday morning and bang the hoover off of my bedroom door at 9am!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!! i think i actually got up and swore at her lots for that one once

My mum does that all the time! All the rooms up the stairs have wooden floors so when she hoovers her room it sounds like she is in mine! Also likes to smack the hoover off the skirting boards in her room which echo's round my room!

34% emo. I did it a few months ago and i've gone up by 8%!! God knows how i managed that one.

Wouldnt be a bad thing...the place is a death trap. Someone dropped a glass off the balcony and ul never guess where it landed?? On my nose!!! The bloody thing broke my nose and i had to go to work sporting a big fat nose and two black eyes. I looked lovely! My nose has a stupid lump at one side, its not too noticable but i can see it.

whatever...

can we just agree to stay out of each others way?

Nothing could make me happier!

yes i have...and to be honest it was never that big a deal anyway...someone i know made a mistake and was just having a laugh...i never actually knew who it was about anyway. Of course though even though countless others are involved "lets do Ben for it' date=' you know he gets all the flak anyway...I mean who does he think he is...yes, we shall make him take all the crap AGAIN!"

Go fuck off, seriously. Stop touching my fucking hair, stop having goes and just shut up.

peace[/quote']

You were having a laugh were you, no i dont think you were, you did think it was me and your just trying not to look like a twat, cos something like that isn't funny. You were the one who made it a big deal anyway, i mean for god sake just take a look at the thread about the bunny getting killed. I know there is other people and i know who some of them are but you were the one who was a cunt about it, couldnt give a fuck about the rest of them.

There was a lovely one about me being "beef"...it was the lovely Ben who helped that onealong. Hmmm i wounder if the very clever Ben has realised that its not about me yet...from what i gather he hasnt.

I hate rumours, all they do is hurt people.

I heard just the other day that if you kill a wasp it will attract more wasps. Must be a chemical thing.

Its true! Some kind of smell is released and it attracks them. Same thing happens if you try and take the stinger out and it bursts when a bee stings you.

THEY'RE EVIL!

I hate wasps, their so evil. I've been stung 3 times, the last time was only a few months ago. They like to sting me...think they can smell the fear!

lol aww' date=' now grabbing bees is a no no.[/quote']

I know that now!

I just got a bit excited with what i was saying...meep!

I love punching bees. They don't bother you if you just punch them' date=' honestly.[/quote']

Well i sorta grabbed it and it stung me

The damn bee was out of order, there was no need to sting me. Its not like i meant it!

Thats nothing...i was attacked by a big bad bee and was stung on the finger!

Then my shoe broke after my friend stood on me with her big foot and ive now got a fat lump on my foot!

Dont worry about it, people talk about me all the time...couldnt give a fuck!

They prob are on here, everyone knows everyones business!

Toys r Us are looking for staff.

You can only get a job if your hot cos there aint one hot bloke who works there!

Eh, i have nothing good to look at while sitting around doing nothing

I got chased down a hill by a man in a motorbike when i was 2...remember the whole thing.

Been scared of motorbikes eversince

I've also been chased by a big huge crab-eek!

I've also seen a ghost...it turned off the TV when i was watching it. I was so scared!

I wont..i'll be a good pirate.

If i bring bad luck ill do it too myself...yarr!!

Thats my job captain.

Im a bad girl so i wont bring bad luck...ill make a good pirate...yarr!

Originally posted by Dayeth:

eee oo ar, what skills ya got laddy(ess)?

I can drink loads and entertain the crew?

or

I can look after all of the animals too, teach the parrots to swear at the other ships?

or i could do both??

When do we set sail?

Where are we going to get the prisoners?

Whats my job anyway? I want a fun job!

Hee hee!! I knew you were German!!

This thread's ace, its so funny!

I wanna be a pirate too, can i join if there's room for me?

A dumb Australian who worked with me once asked if I wear a wig!

What kind of thing is that to ask someone??