Tranny Danny .5 song

Think you one it dude, unless they accept my made up film of:-

Slick Ers Jim, the old Aberdeen fable of the greatest player ever to grace the tables of the Ambassador

Ahhhhhh, help ma boab! Colin and Edith just started singin it on radio 1, more words "I know what I want, and I want it now, I want you, cos I`m Mr. Vain" There ye are!

Mr Vain - By a dire 90`s dance group that I can`t remember the name of, you know the one..."Call him Mr traitor, Call him Mr. Wrong, Call him Mr Vain Vain Vain" I think were the words, it`s a long time ago

fit does imdb mean anyweye?

Dammit! I`m late again!!!

Story of Drunken Master

god I love old kung fu flicks!

shit Mark, you beat me!!!!

Walking the Line

Walking Tall

G N` R - Out ta get me

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Aye, last night was a good ane, I think. Deadloss were champion, as usual...baldy Craig on the flying `V` was a sight to behold, oh aye, and the 27-man pile up was hilarious. Tennesse Kait fekin rocked, nae seen them for a couple years, and Radio Lucifer rocked the fekin roof off the fekin place. I`ll miss fekin Drakes ina, but at least my liver can fekin recover.

Was hoorin pished at the gig and I apologise for any offence caused...I seem to hae a big split on the back o ma napper, think the floor attacked me. And there`s photos on my camera (aye, how the hell did I manage to look after that a` night??!!) of Craig and masel` on the stage with mics in hands...`at`s nivir a good sign, ach well. Drakes eyeways offers memorable nights, even when ye canna mind `em.

Anyway, thon was a fekin magic night. cheerio.

2 fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "you`re round", the other one says

Sae are you, ye fat cont!

Nikolai Ca$inokov running along the rooftops in his suit, pished on tennents. I remember chatting to a drakes barman some weeks later and he told me one of his mates, who stays in King Street (across the road fae the Fud flat) was watching his telly one night when he caught a black streak zooming along the skyline in the corner of his eye, after a proper gander, he realised it was a very pished Nicky Ca$ino pounding over the skyline like a dapper Hulk. And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.