Mr.Tim

heres the dirty hun bastards trying it.................................................

http://media.putfile.com/cross-bar-challenge

how bizzare!!!!!! im away to alton towers tomorrow, ive no idea what to expect but it better be fucking good.

that wifey is a right cunt.

goalkeepers - gordon, alexander, brown

defenders - anderson, webster, wilson, hammell, murray, naysmith, mcnamara, caldwell

midfielders - fletcher, hartley, severin, burke, quashie, ferguson, g.rae

forwards - boyd, miller, maloney, o'connor, mcfadden

anyone know a site where you can downloand free music, games, videos etc onto your phone? they must be free though cause im not paying any dosh.

tim xxx

with yer ma, in her bed, with yer da watching.

tim' date=' me and kristine went to the Jade today for a takeaway tea. it is very expensive and very very pish.[/quote']

i agree with you matty. i had a chinese from there once. it was absoultely gash.

what is everyones favourite chinese takeaways?

state wether they do home delivery as well please.

tim xxx

hahahahahahaha. i would have liked the second one better if little tim had been in the box, that kid sounds cool!

well graeme ye big minge, im sure your parents would be turning in their graves if they knew paul o'grady was on channel 4 instead of dick and judy.

That seems a little extreme.....and more than a little homophobic if you ask me...

yer ma's got ba's and yer da loves it. now fuck off you fud. o'grady is a cunt, end of.

i hate paul o'grady with a passion, his show is fucking terrible. its a pile of piss.

use the university courts when the weather gets better and westburn has indoor facilities.

fitba player min!

now i want to be a teacher of the good ol' pe.

alan is correct, they are cryptic.

all i can say is neil lennon will not be sitting down for a while.

no mr monkey it will not.

i thought my driving lesson would have been cancelled. its at 1.30 and it hasnt been cancelled yet!

my ma has a bigger chance of making a comeback to the wrestling than tugboat im afraid.

as for cAmie becoming a pop star, FUCK NO!

my predictions have been dodgy so far because i have been out of practice for so long. even the best get it wrong sometimes. fear not you folk who are going on planes, you will not die, i know that is right!

Timson' date=' will Aberdeen beat Celtic on Saturday??!![/quote']

OH FUCK AYE!

c'mon the dons.

i am sorry, i got it wrong about the scotland score but im sure the dons will give celtic a real humping on saturday.

mr ven:hell you will be fine, as long as you believe you will be fine.

i also predict the scots will give the swiss a good hiding tonight!

Im also wondering if any of my flights will crash?

no they will not, you will land safely, you better watch yourself when you get off the plane though. only joking, you will be fine.

the snow will eventually fade away around the weekend, i doubt schools will be back this week.

mkII do not fear young one, none of your flights will crash, unless you want them too.

thanks for making this thread again alan. i wonder how long it will take before some twat starts saying "this is taking up to much space" etc, and complaining about this thread.

god bless alan cynic.

COME ON THE DONS!

3-0 to the dons today! snoyl will be ace again hopefully and i really want lovell to score.

timson its obvious you like a bit of cock and bum fun. dont be ashamed, the amount of shite your talking is just making things worse for you.

p.s you stole my name, i used to be called "timson" you are a shitter version of me.