Weirzbowski

Yeah, thats pretty lame shit. I have an alibi tho, I'm not even in the country. So don't be accusing me!

Hope they turn up, and whoever took them gets chainwhipped.

Blood!

kutting krew "I just died in your arms tonight"

"Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace" Need I say more?

I would like to hear Black Atom cover Queen's "Princes of the Universe"

Who's with me?

I was a little bit underwhelmed to be honest. I was initially excited because I thought Kiefer Sutherland's Lost Boys had just walked onstage. But I was wrong.

The band were technically all very talented, just dull and unoriginal. Every single member of the band was mimicking some other character from rock history exactly. There wasn't a cliche left unturned, from spitting onstage, to picking fights with members of the audience who "looked at them funny", to the inevitable banging of a mic off the stage because the levels were wrong... I was also talking with some people at the venue about it and the reason they were late on is because they were fucking about and blagging as much free drink of the venue as the could. Chancers.

Having said that, since I never talked to them afterwards I couldn't possibly say whether or not they were sound guys or not. I've heard mixed reports to be honest.

I have a sort of sneaking suspicion I would have been better off just going to Drummonds...

Proof that only 9 year old kids listen to Green Day.

2112 - Rush

1. Heckling nearly every band I saw for two years straight.

2. The Donside Records "Compilation Ultra" launch.

3. Piston Brokes then falling on my arse at the bar.

4. Johnny Lucifer (nee A-Go-Go)'s arse cleavage.

5. Halloween dressed as a Nazi priest.

6. Writing three pages of lyrics about robots.

7. V8 Death Machine Phase Two.

8. Being a Youngblood on the prowl back in the day.

*Begins sobbing uncontrollably*

Fuck a duck, somebody ought to look into it. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Project S.A.M from King Liar and Sultans of Cripple by a long shot.

The shopping list is this:

1 large roll of black plastic

1 shovel

1/2 tons of lime

5 aluminium baseball bats

3 and 1/2 litres of pastuerised milk

1 kitsch painted image of a weeping child

1 family hatchback with ample trunkspace

The other list is a secret list.

Oh, you're on the list, Burnham. Damn right.

The Brutes are alive and in hiding, and operating the robots via remote control, in case of assassination attempts by their many enemies. Is this an act of cowardice? Perhaps. Or maybe it is a strategic attempt to find out exactly WHO has designs on their lives, so they can go round later armed with bats.

Man, I wish I hadn't missed that...

I heard that Gatsby had to capture each individual member of the Brutes and cage them in order to facilitate the recording process. Except #1 World Champion Gran Prix Penguin-Suit The Third, who was convinced to join the endeavour thanks to a substantial bribe.

ha ha ha! brilliant!

See? I didn't make it up! There really was a monster truck!

I have never been more pleased. Therapy? were gods and I said hi to them briefly and only slightly humiliated myself.

I also inexplicably told the lead singer of Winnebago Deal that I'd seen a monster truck.

God, I ought not to talk to people.

I assure you, the threat of the Youngbloods is very real. It is very possible that they will disrupt the event by getting hepped up on jungle juice and Stalin-crack then and choke-slamming some poor sucker through a glass-laden table. Just hope it ain't you.

I heard that the Youngbloods disrupted the opening ceremony of a branch of Subway sandwiches recently by collectively defecating in the sandwich fillings... Then they forced a child to eat it. The Subway employees, various officials and other children looked on in terror and disgust.

What? Nonsense! I heard the Youngbloods are the fiercest streetgang in the world, they have no charity in their soul, and all they care about is their territory which they guard jealously. Violence is the only language they speak, and they are great orators.

They wear only black suits and shirts, though the red armband is accepted as throughout Europe as the one uniting feature of this terrible clique. The Youngbloods are like the Warriors except they never run and wear more clothes. They are suave but not educated, retaining a certain urban-earthy charm wherever they go. Women want them, and men want to be them. The Youngbloods kill both.

P.S. I just heard Drake is in charge... he is a thug and a habitual drug user, so there maybe trouble within the Youngblood's ranks... God help us all.

RUMOUR: A recent statement from an envoy of the Youngbloods made to Bruce Gatsby at Donside Records makes clear that the fiery street-gang composed of criminals, degenrates, undesireables and murderers says that they will run security at an upcoming King Liar and The Brutes gig, if and only if a representative of the band can survive their "Motorcycle Death Arena".

Could this be true? Are KLATB and the Youngbloods working together? Oh god, I hope not... If that's the case then some spines are definately gonna get pulled... X-(

Ah... Makes me want to tear the spines out of Catholics and the spleens out of Protestants. Makes me want to spray bile in the Pope's eye... Thank you, most Unholy Vomitus!

Nonsense. Gatsby has been working non-stop over the last few weeks mastering Prussian Defeat's rock opera "Hitler: The Agony and the Ecstasy" and has also been producing Shark Smell Blood's new single "Face Kutta" featuring the B-sides "Body Whore" and "Don't Drink (The Water)".

Was that the gig where Anthony did a duet of "Not In My Backyard" with Johnny Foreigner from The Accents?

By the way: Gatsby is not dead. I just got off the phone to him, and he seems reasonably sound in both body and mind. He tells me he wants to sign Donnie Corporate-America and the Art-Fags, he says they are going to be the next big thing.