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Maybe creatures further up the food chain would start on the smaller ones' date=' due to the lack of birds...eg cats chasing worms and beetles. Or we could replace bird-based food by eating versions based on the ex-prey of birds...eg worm McNuggets, woodlouse egg omelettes etc[/quote']

just like simba in the lion king. hakuna matata.

you may well be onto something there. and with no mouth or vocal chords it won't be able to scream as you lower it into the boiling water.

And wouldn't that be a tragedy?

ah sweet sweet apathy

yes. both and more.

is that not the noise it makes?

"crunch"?

the beavers would manipulate the wolves into attacking the pumas assuring mutual destruction, thus enabling the dawn of a new beaver dominion.

hmm dunno four hours of waking life would be a wasted life... not really worth living.

sell yourself from a looky looky stall-see the world.

can you really buy a lemur? i'd like to train one to be a carry out diamond heists

i prefer the noble lemur to the humble panda tho they both share a black/white motif.

a lemur is like a small, fast panda with fingers

weird fingers. ]shudder[

get over the pandas. they're as good as extinct

aaiee you've introduced the wolves next to the beavers! it's a mammal bloodbath!

i'd miss always being violently attacked by seagulls every day. no really.

Neds of the fucking sky.