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marzipan elf

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  1. you may well be onto something there. and with no mouth or vocal chords it won't be able to scream as you lower it into the boiling water.
  2. the beavers would manipulate the wolves into attacking the pumas assuring mutual destruction, thus enabling the dawn of a new beaver dominion.
  3. hmm dunno four hours of waking life would be a wasted life... not really worth living. sell yourself from a looky looky stall-see the world. can you really buy a lemur? i'd like to train one to be a carry out diamond heists
  4. i prefer the noble lemur to the humble panda tho they both share a black/white motif. a lemur is like a small, fast panda with fingers weird fingers. ]shudder[
  5. get over the pandas. they're as good as extinct
  6. aaiee you've introduced the wolves next to the beavers! it's a mammal bloodbath!
  7. i'd miss always being violently attacked by seagulls every day. no really. Neds of the fucking sky.
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