Hef

this is going to be really sad... but so far I'm most impressed by the fact that Cole from Sunset Beach is playing one of the lead characters.

Ha ha! Ace! That was the first thing I noticed. Dave didn't know what I was talking about though. I'm glad you mentioned it.

T'was quite good though. Just don't know if I can be arsed getting hooked on something that I'm gonna have to remember to watch 24 weeks in a row. I only just coped with Lost.

I don't think we've seen the last of Joe Mangel. Hee hee.

Cannae wait!

i hope lance's sister comes back, she was hot!

edit: that was daveofficer not hef, who probably doesn't think lance's sister is hot. unless she's not told me something....

not sure if this has been posted before and apologies if it has:

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/news/story.asp?NID=17142

i'm a bit sceptical about this' date=' as venom and eddie brock are reasonably big people and topher grace(eric from that 70's show) is a scrawny little guy. also the whole venom thing is a complicated story and could maybe be built up a bit over a few movies(which i guess maybe it is, we don't know much yet) as eddie brock became venom partly due to his hatred of peter parker and it would be nice to see this hatred develop first. perhaps we'll only see venom right at the end of spidey 3 paving the way for him to really kick ass in spidey 4.[/quote']

Hey I told you that.

Get your own news!

Stealer.

Father O'Neill was great! But why was he putting on a bizarre fake Irish accent? That makes no sense!

Fantastic!

i'll be there' date=' singing along to the futureheads. woo![/quote']

you're not going until you pay for the ticket love!

nah cooncil was shut. we counted it as a public holiday. 4 day weekend for me. whoop whoop!

Ahoy me landlubbers.

Dust down yer jolly rogers and get out yer doubloons for International Talk Like A Pirate Day is with us again.

On the 19th day of the 9th month ev'ry one of you scurvy sea dogs should be speaking like a pirate. Y'aar!

You be doubtin' me? Then visit www.yarr.org.uk. I tell thee no lies.

Now swab the decks before I throw you in Davey Jones locker.

Yo ho ho.

Cap'n Hef

Ah' date=' but Erinsborough is in Melbourne, which is on the east side of Australia. It's like a whole different world to West Australia.

The integrity and authenticity of Neighbours is saved! [/quote']

Hmm that's true. I like your theory.

do all scottish people wander around saying 'och aye' and speaking in doric?

David

no but some do which is the point

it's Belgian

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

damn I put that first then corrected myself.

Was speaking to my mate who lives in Western Australia and he'd never heard of the term 'caketaker'. He thought I was speaking rubbish. And they don't say 'spiggin', 'hufter' or 'belgium' either.

I feel cheated.

Damn Stingray!

Dunno if this is of any use' date=' but someone's selling one ticket for the gig on the Council Internal Classified Ads.

Can PM her details if anyone's interested.

She's asking for 24. Tis only one ticket mind.[/quote']

Ok by the time I had typed all that it's gone.

Sorry.

I'll post again if it gets re-advertised.

Dunno if this is of any use, but someone's selling one ticket for the gig on the Council Internal Classified Ads.

Can PM her details if anyone's interested.

She's asking for 24. Tis only one ticket mind.

aww man.

i thought it was a magazine about cake.

i'm well disappointed now.

but there's an idea................

alabama fudge cake is my favourite.

mmmmmmmmmm

must stop drinking so much before i go out. or go out and just drink water once i'm suitably drunk. hmmmm.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

nae chance mate.

especially with me around.

yo ho ho! mine's a pint.

I like this one:

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sikamikaniko (if that's how you spell it)

It's fast and noisy. Huzzah

Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell

I knew someone would say that.

As for Queen - I totally agree. And as you probably know Don't Stop Me Now was Top Gear's greatest driving song

And as Clarkson said "Thank you to everyone who voted, especially if you didn't vote for Meatloaf."

Tee hee.

Hope I've posted this in the right place!

Just got a new car and want to make a CD for when I'm driving aboot.

Any suggestions?

My musical knowledge ain't that vast, so nothing too obscure unless you think it's the best driving tune ever.

well... I was helping him save the rest of his data. I just thought as he's had a few phones he knew it wouldn't save to the sim automatically.

that's true

i take it back

last night.

nice to know you were listening!

you were probably playing that bloody game.

i'm going back to work now.

helpful as ever

told ya you should've written some of them down.

oh dear, did you not manage to save anything onto your pooter then?

That would require your girlfriend to be dead though!!

oh no

oh but come on. Not being there' date=' and not seeing how disgusting it was I'm allowed to laugh.

The way I pictured it happening in my head was hilarious. Drunken Dave striding confidentally away from the toilets after a long needed piss, ready to re-commence the night of boogying, gets interrupted on his way by a wasted girl staggering around the bar queue. As she turns to say sorry the jolt from the collision reaches her stomach, which churns violently rejecting the 12 bottles of blue wkd she's drank that evening, and she spews it out covering our hero from head to toe. Afterwards Dave is left standing there in an ever increasing circle with a slightly amazed and also bemused look on his face. The girl is nowhere to be seen, having made a sharp exit to the toilets leaving Dave shellshocked, covered in spew and looking as sad as a small puppy left outside a supermarket.[/quote']

hee hee when you put it like that....

aww it was shit though. poor wee dave.

and i just had to put the t-shirt in the wash - mmmmmm nice.