Stalking Rass

LITTLE BELMONT HUT!

3 pounds for a 10inch (note:they only do ten inch)

only problem is the don't deliver. Its worth it tho.

Every time I've been to Moshulu' date=' it's been full of people that dress like they're sixteen years old, i.e like their favourite chart bands of the moment, and it annoys me everytime. These people are the same types that get drunk and are over apologetic towards you if you bump into them. The common phrase is "sorry man" or "sorry dude" followed by a pat on the back. It's good meeting new people when you're out, but when these types start talking to you, they're only interested in mentioning how much theyve drank and how many local rock stars they know, or how much crazy shit theyve done. They will also ask you questions that they're obviously not interested in hearing about like, "so what're you studying man?" or "so where'd you work dude", theyll then reply with oh right, cool man. They're all cocky aswell. From past experience (I don't speak to them now) if you get onto the topic of music and you tell them you don't like their favourite chart band of the moment, who they're trying desperately to copy but will abandon when they go out of season, they generally come to the conclusion that, either you don't know shit about music, or that you've got shit taste in music. Theyll tell you ohhh its all good man. Everytime, for the rest of the night, when you walk past one of these morons, theyll shout out some stupid comment at you, or give some stupid hand salute, or try and shake your hand, in the hope that you think theyre cool, or other people are watching.

Then there are the snobs who look down at people who dress in comfortable clothing that doesn't stand out. Tends to be people that get called 'goths' by ignoramuses, some would call themselves goths as they own one album by their 'favourite' band The Cure (Disintegration), wear black nail varnish, black eye liner and black clothing. Some of them want to be perceived as miserable, by sitting by themselves, drinking in a corner, deliberately trying to look miserable. Some of them want to appear weird, or zany by making non-sensical comments, some even try to come across as pretentious, without fail.

Infact, theres too many groups to mention. Some of the bar staff need to learn some manners aswell. They like to pretend theyre working in The Cathouse in Glasgow.

I remember a girl with metal attached to her face, a tartan skirt, and a half shaved head gave me a dirty look once because I was smiling.

Exodus is probably just as bad, but the drinks a lot cheaper and my friends go there, but Rob is not my friend.[/quote']

i'm curious....do you have any freinds? or you just like to complain alot?

sorry man...its all good.

3

thats smokey and the bandit 3

the snowman is the star

Very smart of you to be giving out his number...very smart

I hope you note a hint of sarcasim in the above statement or you really are infact not very smart!

I have an idea!

if you were to do a charity gig to raise money, why not do stupid events like sell yourselves for a night to the highest bidder. I am sure rass would make you guys a ton of money!

Also sell t-shirts and shit like that. I am sure there is someone out there who could make ace t-shirts at a low cost.

An even better idea would be to become a band of rent boys...i hear you can make alot of money in that business, but of course i know nothing about it.

anyway, thats my ten cents

later

Originally posted by angie

the bands usually go on at half 10

She is right you know...she is always right, right?

Booze and good music is always a good combination!

cocktail of the month - Strawberry dackories

oh yeah!

Originally posted by neil ex

no, i still wouldn't go out with you

if you want to know actually, i've got a date this weekend but it's none of your buisness queen mong

Going to the cinema with your mum really doesnt count as a date mate!

Wank FACE

Originally posted by neil ex

atleast my penis isn't the size of an atom

and maybe i don't want a girlfreind right now, did you think about that dan?

if i wanted a girlfreind i could easily get one, and she wouldn't be a goth like yours is

and my jokes are miles better than yours, it's you that's jealous, and my guitar playing is pretty fucking good, it's you that sucks

so shut up!

Neil

number 1...you are conta"dick"ting yourself all the time, you said earlier on that dan didn't have a girlfriend and now you are claiming he does. Please, for the love of this thread get it right.

Number 2...What the fuck are you alll about? because at the moment you are cuming off like you are very jealous of young dan!

Number 3...I thought the whole point of this thread was bad jokes Hence them not being funny! IDIOT!

Number 4... Its ok to be gay in todays soceity, people will accept you for who you are...GAY!

P.S. I love your chewing gum walk....verrrry Wrigglllly

:O

Wooo HA, i think you just got BURNED!

Now Now.

To be a good stalker you have to back off from time to time and give Rass some space. Otherwise he gets scared and you really dont want to be cornering a wild animal:

1. They are unpridictable.

2. They can strike you down at any second with all there vengance.

3. You may even get a wif of his B.O which will knock you out with one punch.

4. He has an Angie (little tip for ya, dont mess with miss Angie, she has big boobs) tee hee hee

P.S. Take everything i say seriously as i too was once set upon by an Angie and its fun for a while....well....until you start running out of air...they really are big boob you know!

Originally posted by neil ex

you're such a dick dan, none of that is true

if she was so desperate, then why did she charge you?

You are mistaken homo!

She pays Dan for it. Thats how desperate she is.

no offence dan!

Originally posted by neil ex

i'm not gay.... you idiot

why is stalking rass stalking rass?

because he has no life and he's got nae mates

Its true......Your gay

come on man...let it all out..

Originally posted by neil ex

how do you arrive at that conclusion?

i'm not gay for your information

why has dan changed his username from dan loaded to dan atom?

because he spent all his life savings on a happy meal and now he has got no money and he steals all his burberry clothes from argos.

because he joined black atom you homo!

You are like, sooooooooooooo, last week.

Talk the cock cos your gay!

Re: woohoo

Originally posted by stupidme

Rass, i am so gonna make a move on you tonight

i want your babies!

I'm with you man, but i aint getting sloppy seconds. Me FIRST!

Crap Chat

Originally posted by neil ex

just cause you will never ever set foot in the marcliffe hotel because you would have to spend your entire life savings just to set foot in the place for 5 minutes, but they would chuck you out cause you can't afford good clothes and you can't afford to have a shower and you have a rubbish haircut because you cut it yourself cause you couldn't afford to go to the hairdressers

eh..no offence but, YOU SUCK!

Are you trying to be lame or what? cos your sounding like a first year that hasnt got the brain capacity to slag someone off yet.

p.s. i first year may even do better!

mp3's

Stripey, do you have winmx?

if you do. Then i suggest typing in black atom. You may be surprised to find some of there mp3's.

I will admit the chance is small but if i happen to be on-line while you are doing this you will have access to their new album "out of exile" as i have it on my computer

sorry guys i ripped you album so i could put it on my ipod!

For Halloween that is. Not just your everyday dressing up as a woman...LEN!

I think i will go as Rass... I havent washed for two weeks so i am almost ready. Give me another two and i will BE RASS! The stinkest mo fo in town.

dun dun dun

Dont take offence rass, i love your smell...its very...very....different? hmmm, i think thats the right word.

mo ha ha ha ha...ha

Rass, oh Rass

If i only had the courage to come forward and declare my true undying love for you. Until then i shall be outside your window whacking off to your out of this world solos.

oh...for the record...you sucked my dick!

love that chewing gum walk...

peace:band: